A poem.

[bluethunderkuno]

You may all now drop everything and read the poem I have composed for my dearest Sadako. Her beauty is like the melted square of butter on a cob of corn. It is like the bubbles that rise to the top of your soda when you open the bottle! HER BEAUTY IS LIKE THE LONE RED SOCK IN THE DRIER OF APHRODITE THAT TURNS YOUR LOAD OF WHITES INTO A GLORIOUS

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

That's stupid.

[bluethunderkuno]

Ah. If it isn't my humble and delightful student. I shall teach you the ways of the quill soon enough.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I know how to use a quill.

[bluethunderkuno]

Any man can use a quill but it takes many years of tutelage to use it properly.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Like a penis.

[bluethunderkuno]

Please. There are ladies present.

[sexy_and_skorty]

...I didn't know you were one.

Guess that explains a lot.

[bluethunderkuno]

I am the manliest man there is to be found.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You are?

[bluethunderkuno]

My biceps are fierce and my sword is to be feared.

[sexy_and_skorty]

...

[bluethunderkuno]

You shall learn someday.