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this is ridiculously long....i was uber-bored at work.....
if i were a month i'd be: february
if i were a day of the week i'd be: saturday
if i were a time of day i'd be: midnight
if i were a planet i'd be: venus
if i were a sea animal i'd be: hmmmm, sea creatures scare me
if i were a direction i'd be: south
if i were a piece of furniture i'd be: a day bed
if i were a sin i'd be: greed
if i were a historical figure i'd be: susan b. anthony
if i were a liquid i'd be: tequila
if i were a tree i would be: a weeping willow
if i were a stone i'd be: an amethyst
if i were a bird i'd be: birds terrify me
if i were a weapon i'd be: a knife
if i were a flower or plant i'd be: a cactus
if i were a kind of weather i'd be: a thunderstorm
if i were a mythical creature i'd be: a faerie
if i were a musical instrument i'd be: a guitar
if i were an animal i'd be: a monkey
if i were a color i'd be: gray
if i were an emotion i'd be: apathy
if i were a vegetable i'd be: a pepper
if i were a sound i'd be: thunder
if i were a shoe i'd be: doc martens
if i were a book i'd be: the catcher in the rye
if i were a body part i'd be: an eye
if i were a shape i'd be a: a circle
[Basics...Identify + Describe Your:]
Name:: kelly
Birth Date and Time:: 2/6/81 1:45 p.m., i think...
Birth Location:: allentown, pa
Physical Appearance:: short, brown eyes, shoulder length brown hair
Mental Disposition:: once i figure that out myself, you'll be the first to know...
Employment Status:: public relations
Religious Standing:: spiritual (dont believe in organized religion)
Educational Experience: bachelors degree, planning on going back to school for a masters
House:: townhouse
Room:: spacious with a walk-in closet (woot!) and an uncomfortable bed (ugh!)
Car:: a 2003 mitsubishi lancer
[Favourites...Identify + Describe:]
Number:: 19 & 11
Colour:: black, gray and blue
Piece of Art:: starry night
Artist:: dont have a favorite
Movie:: way too many to name....pulp fiction, chicago, legends of the fall, seven, the mists of avalon, E.T., the list goes on....
TV Show:: will and grace, american idol, tru calling, friends, game shows, old-school SNL
Flavour:: depends
Scent:: hugo woman or ck be
Board Game:: scrabble or trivial pursuit
Outfit:: jeans, hoodies, long sleeved tees, anything black
Fabric:: cotton, denim, leather
Book:: the catcher in the rye, the lovely bones, she's come undone
Season:: fall
Sport (to watch):: basketball, softball, baseball
Sport (to play):: softball, basketball
Video Game:: old-school stuff like pacman, but grand theft auto vice city is pretty fun, too
Website:: yahoo & livejournal
Tree:: weeping willow, bonsai
Amusement Park:: hershey park
Amusement Park Ride:: lightning racer, a dueling wooden roller coaster
City:: NEW YORK CITY!
Country:: USA
Album:: so many...janis joplin '18 essential hits', dar williams 'out there live', anything ani, cher's farewell tour cd, etc.....
Musical Artist:: cher and ani difranco (what an odd duo...)
Song:: "not a pretty girl" - ani
Drink (Alcoholic):: fuzzy navel, daiquiri, bay breeze, corona light
Drink (Non-Alcoholic):: iced tea
Memory:: high school softball, the birth of my niece, p-town
Quote:: "not all those who wander are lost."
Breakfast Food:: bavarian waffle
Lunch Food:: chicken nuggets
Supper Food:: mac and cheese, taco bell
Dessert:: ice cream
Type of Food:: italian and mexican
[Describe Your Thoughts On...:]
Your Parents:: such a love-hate relationship. well, no - not really...i love my mother, hate my father.
High School:: let the rumors fly...
Marriage:: mixed thoughts...
Children:: love them
Same-Sex Relationships:: should have equal rights as the 'ole breeders
Immigrants:: i'm down with america being a melting pot, but you gotta draw the line somewhere. its a little out of hand.
Abortion:: torn. ultimately pro-choice but am STRONGLY against abortion being used as a form of birth control.
Pre-Marital Sex:: well, considering i cant get married...i'm gonna have to vote yes to pre-marital sex. its either that or be a nun.
Public Heath Services:: wtf...
Public Education:: has some problems.
Smoking in Public:: yes please.
Drinking:: yes please.
Illegal Drug Use:: occasionally.
Trucker Hats:: hate them
Pop Stars:: ehh....
Pop-'Punk' Stars:: punks are cool.
Pay-Per-View TV:: dont watch it. dont need to. free, illegal cable.
The USA:: we need a new president.
[If you were trapped on an island...:]
What kind of dwelling would you make?:: a hut.
What 3 items would you bring?:: music, books, paper & pen
Where would you want to be marooned?:: tahiti
Would you want to be rescued?:: eventually...but not right away...
[Do you think you are...]
Smart?:: yes..
Dumb?:: nah....well, sometimes....
Sassy?:: sometimes
Incompetent?:: nah
Perverted?:: dear lord, i hope not
Prudish?:: no
Jaded?:: at times
Naive?:: no
Optimistic?:: sometimes
Pessimistic?:: sometimes
Mature?:: yes
Immature?:: i can be
Educated?:: yes sir
Stylish?:: eh, i can be
Attractive?:: eh
Athletic?:: yes
Dramatic?:: sometimes
Destined for Fame?:: perhaps
Self-Aware?:: yes
Tired?:: very
Bored?:: very
Easily Amused?:: somtimes yes, sometimes no
Easily Entertained?:: not at all
Opinionated?:: oh yes
Tactful?:: sometimes
Strong?:: not really
Weak?:: right now, yes
Self-Conscious?:: very much so
Evil?:: i can be, muahahaha
Mean-Spirited?:: no
[Right Now: Describe Your...:]
Outfit:: black pants with a kinda lime-green long sleeved shirt
Surroundings:: my senile secretary
Mindframe:: tired. bored.
Friends:: love 'em
Last Meal:: a bagel
Last Phone Conversation: one of my co-workers
WHAT:
Scares You?:: heights
Amuses You?:: children
Angers You?:: stupidity
Annoys You?:: slow drivers
Bothers You?:: my senile secretary
Saddens You?:: being at work
Shocks You?:: our current president
[Describe Your Best...:]
Childhood Memory:: softball
School Memory:: softball and drumline
Best-Friend Memory:: trying to shoot birds with a rubber band gun with tania; black friday shopping with pam
Physical Attributes:: my eyes
Mental Attributes:: intelligence
Party Memory:: the broken furby
left or right: right
seven or six: seven
russa or china: russia
english or spanish: english
america or england: england
boys or girls: girls
pizza or pasta: both
sushi or shrimp: blech, neither
rock or rap: typically rock, but lately rap
pop or classical: pop
msn or aim: aim
milk or water: water
chocolate milk or strawberry milk: chocolate milk
soy milk or cows milk: milk is icky.
horses or goats: horses
quizes or tests: preferably neither.
midterm or final: final
spring or fall: fall
summer or winter: winter
cuts or bruses: bruises
magazine or book: book
paper or plastic: plastic
dollars or coins: dollars
babys or toddlers: awww, both
chair or floor: chair
Blame or take responsibility: take responsibility
lie or truth: truth
easy way or hard way: hard way
quotes or lyrics: both
free or hard earned: hard earned
MP3 player or portable CD player: my ipod
loud or quiet: quiet
journal online or old fashioned: both
used or new: used
cheap or expensive: cheap
music or silence: music
love or lust: love
hate or loath: hate
apathy or elation: apathy
abc or xyz: xyz
Marilyn Manson of Mandy Moore: how about marilyn monroe?
Britney or Justin: britney
Kelly or Christina: christina
write or type: write
computer or television: computer
Madonna or Marilyn (Monroe): holy hotness, marilyn!
Marilyn Manson or Mailyn Monroe: marilyn monroe
First name or last name: first
town or city: city
cd or disk: cd
kiss or sex: kiss
watch or clock: watch
same sex or different sex: same sex
glasses or contacts: neither
death or life: life
zombie or ghost: ghost
day or night: night
saturday or sunday: saturday
knives or razors: knives
skirts or pants: pants
cuts or scratches: scratches
if i were a month i'd be: february
if i were a day of the week i'd be: saturday
if i were a time of day i'd be: midnight
if i were a planet i'd be: venus
if i were a sea animal i'd be: hmmmm, sea creatures scare me
if i were a direction i'd be: south
if i were a piece of furniture i'd be: a day bed
if i were a sin i'd be: greed
if i were a historical figure i'd be: susan b. anthony
if i were a liquid i'd be: tequila
if i were a tree i would be: a weeping willow
if i were a stone i'd be: an amethyst
if i were a bird i'd be: birds terrify me
if i were a weapon i'd be: a knife
if i were a flower or plant i'd be: a cactus
if i were a kind of weather i'd be: a thunderstorm
if i were a mythical creature i'd be: a faerie
if i were a musical instrument i'd be: a guitar
if i were an animal i'd be: a monkey
if i were a color i'd be: gray
if i were an emotion i'd be: apathy
if i were a vegetable i'd be: a pepper
if i were a sound i'd be: thunder
if i were a shoe i'd be: doc martens
if i were a book i'd be: the catcher in the rye
if i were a body part i'd be: an eye
if i were a shape i'd be a: a circle
[Basics...Identify + Describe Your:]
Name:: kelly
Birth Date and Time:: 2/6/81 1:45 p.m., i think...
Birth Location:: allentown, pa
Physical Appearance:: short, brown eyes, shoulder length brown hair
Mental Disposition:: once i figure that out myself, you'll be the first to know...
Employment Status:: public relations
Religious Standing:: spiritual (dont believe in organized religion)
Educational Experience: bachelors degree, planning on going back to school for a masters
House:: townhouse
Room:: spacious with a walk-in closet (woot!) and an uncomfortable bed (ugh!)
Car:: a 2003 mitsubishi lancer
[Favourites...Identify + Describe:]
Number:: 19 & 11
Colour:: black, gray and blue
Piece of Art:: starry night
Artist:: dont have a favorite
Movie:: way too many to name....pulp fiction, chicago, legends of the fall, seven, the mists of avalon, E.T., the list goes on....
TV Show:: will and grace, american idol, tru calling, friends, game shows, old-school SNL
Flavour:: depends
Scent:: hugo woman or ck be
Board Game:: scrabble or trivial pursuit
Outfit:: jeans, hoodies, long sleeved tees, anything black
Fabric:: cotton, denim, leather
Book:: the catcher in the rye, the lovely bones, she's come undone
Season:: fall
Sport (to watch):: basketball, softball, baseball
Sport (to play):: softball, basketball
Video Game:: old-school stuff like pacman, but grand theft auto vice city is pretty fun, too
Website:: yahoo & livejournal
Tree:: weeping willow, bonsai
Amusement Park:: hershey park
Amusement Park Ride:: lightning racer, a dueling wooden roller coaster
City:: NEW YORK CITY!
Country:: USA
Album:: so many...janis joplin '18 essential hits', dar williams 'out there live', anything ani, cher's farewell tour cd, etc.....
Musical Artist:: cher and ani difranco (what an odd duo...)
Song:: "not a pretty girl" - ani
Drink (Alcoholic):: fuzzy navel, daiquiri, bay breeze, corona light
Drink (Non-Alcoholic):: iced tea
Memory:: high school softball, the birth of my niece, p-town
Quote:: "not all those who wander are lost."
Breakfast Food:: bavarian waffle
Lunch Food:: chicken nuggets
Supper Food:: mac and cheese, taco bell
Dessert:: ice cream
Type of Food:: italian and mexican
[Describe Your Thoughts On...:]
Your Parents:: such a love-hate relationship. well, no - not really...i love my mother, hate my father.
High School:: let the rumors fly...
Marriage:: mixed thoughts...
Children:: love them
Same-Sex Relationships:: should have equal rights as the 'ole breeders
Immigrants:: i'm down with america being a melting pot, but you gotta draw the line somewhere. its a little out of hand.
Abortion:: torn. ultimately pro-choice but am STRONGLY against abortion being used as a form of birth control.
Pre-Marital Sex:: well, considering i cant get married...i'm gonna have to vote yes to pre-marital sex. its either that or be a nun.
Public Heath Services:: wtf...
Public Education:: has some problems.
Smoking in Public:: yes please.
Drinking:: yes please.
Illegal Drug Use:: occasionally.
Trucker Hats:: hate them
Pop Stars:: ehh....
Pop-'Punk' Stars:: punks are cool.
Pay-Per-View TV:: dont watch it. dont need to. free, illegal cable.
The USA:: we need a new president.
[If you were trapped on an island...:]
What kind of dwelling would you make?:: a hut.
What 3 items would you bring?:: music, books, paper & pen
Where would you want to be marooned?:: tahiti
Would you want to be rescued?:: eventually...but not right away...
[Do you think you are...]
Smart?:: yes..
Dumb?:: nah....well, sometimes....
Sassy?:: sometimes
Incompetent?:: nah
Perverted?:: dear lord, i hope not
Prudish?:: no
Jaded?:: at times
Naive?:: no
Optimistic?:: sometimes
Pessimistic?:: sometimes
Mature?:: yes
Immature?:: i can be
Educated?:: yes sir
Stylish?:: eh, i can be
Attractive?:: eh
Athletic?:: yes
Dramatic?:: sometimes
Destined for Fame?:: perhaps
Self-Aware?:: yes
Tired?:: very
Bored?:: very
Easily Amused?:: somtimes yes, sometimes no
Easily Entertained?:: not at all
Opinionated?:: oh yes
Tactful?:: sometimes
Strong?:: not really
Weak?:: right now, yes
Self-Conscious?:: very much so
Evil?:: i can be, muahahaha
Mean-Spirited?:: no
[Right Now: Describe Your...:]
Outfit:: black pants with a kinda lime-green long sleeved shirt
Surroundings:: my senile secretary
Mindframe:: tired. bored.
Friends:: love 'em
Last Meal:: a bagel
Last Phone Conversation: one of my co-workers
WHAT:
Scares You?:: heights
Amuses You?:: children
Angers You?:: stupidity
Annoys You?:: slow drivers
Bothers You?:: my senile secretary
Saddens You?:: being at work
Shocks You?:: our current president
[Describe Your Best...:]
Childhood Memory:: softball
School Memory:: softball and drumline
Best-Friend Memory:: trying to shoot birds with a rubber band gun with tania; black friday shopping with pam
Physical Attributes:: my eyes
Mental Attributes:: intelligence
Party Memory:: the broken furby
left or right: right
seven or six: seven
russa or china: russia
english or spanish: english
america or england: england
boys or girls: girls
pizza or pasta: both
sushi or shrimp: blech, neither
rock or rap: typically rock, but lately rap
pop or classical: pop
msn or aim: aim
milk or water: water
chocolate milk or strawberry milk: chocolate milk
soy milk or cows milk: milk is icky.
horses or goats: horses
quizes or tests: preferably neither.
midterm or final: final
spring or fall: fall
summer or winter: winter
cuts or bruses: bruises
magazine or book: book
paper or plastic: plastic
dollars or coins: dollars
babys or toddlers: awww, both
chair or floor: chair
Blame or take responsibility: take responsibility
lie or truth: truth
easy way or hard way: hard way
quotes or lyrics: both
free or hard earned: hard earned
MP3 player or portable CD player: my ipod
loud or quiet: quiet
journal online or old fashioned: both
used or new: used
cheap or expensive: cheap
music or silence: music
love or lust: love
hate or loath: hate
apathy or elation: apathy
abc or xyz: xyz
Marilyn Manson of Mandy Moore: how about marilyn monroe?
Britney or Justin: britney
Kelly or Christina: christina
write or type: write
computer or television: computer
Madonna or Marilyn (Monroe): holy hotness, marilyn!
Marilyn Manson or Mailyn Monroe: marilyn monroe
First name or last name: first
town or city: city
cd or disk: cd
kiss or sex: kiss
watch or clock: watch
same sex or different sex: same sex
glasses or contacts: neither
death or life: life
zombie or ghost: ghost
day or night: night
saturday or sunday: saturday
knives or razors: knives
skirts or pants: pants
cuts or scratches: scratches