shit this post is going to take forever to make because every few minutes I'm seizing up between LAUGHING and CRYING and RAGING
HOW DO YOU DO IT, PRINCE OF TENNIS? HOW DO YOU CAUSE SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN CLEAN FOR YEARS MONTHS TO RELAPSE INTO THE CONVULSING, RABID, UTTERLY ENAMORED CRACK ADDICT SHE USED TO BE?
Of course. The Failproof Formula. What's better than RIVAL SCHOOL, and SMALL BOYS? RIVAL SCHOOL, AS SMALL BOYS.
NOW
BE DESTROYED AS I WAS, with tiny Hyoutei, hippie Oshitari, little tsun princess Shishido, everybody is small and has huge eyes, etc, AND INTERACTIONS THAT WILL SHAKE YOUR OTP FOUNDATIONS
and an anecdote from me and
darknightrain of
how two drug addicts struggle to cope with relapse -
me:
how are you okaa are you okay? any feverish symptoms or dry mouth or sweaty palms or sudden inclinations to read fic or anything?
her:
I-I do feel kind of like
rping
or drabbling
._.;;;;
me:
AHHHHHHH
/CRIES INTO HANDS
her:
SHOULD I SEEK HELP???
me:
MAYBE?? MAYBE WE
SHOULD
UH
SPEED UP THE
her:
NAT!!!!
me:
SYMPTOMS BY
WHAT
her:
NO!
DON'T SAY THAT1!!
WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?
me:
YOU KNOW? LIKE... FEVER IT OUT? OR FLU IT OUT, MAKE IT REALLY BAD SO IT GOES OVER FASTER
I DON'T KNOW
her:
WHAT IF IT JUST GETS WORSE
me:
THEN, THEN WE
THEN WE CHECK BACK INTO REHAB
her:
bawwwww
i hate this fandom
IT ALWAYS HAPPENS
YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEAN
YOU THIKN YOU'RE SAFE
AND THEN BAM
ADORABLE BABIES
DUMB FILLER!
me:
IT'S SO DESPICABLE TOO
CHEAPEST TRICK IN THE BOOK
SMALL BOYS
DANGLE SMALL BOYS IN THE FACE OF PEDOPHILES
her:
y-yes ;;
BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T YOUNG ENOUGH ALREADY
me:
I'M CERTAIN AT LEAST HALF THE PEDOS IN THE WORLD WERE KONOMI'S FAULT
her:
hahahahahah
"Konomi Takeshi made me a pedophile :'C"
me:
:C
her:
though
while looking at the pot comm the other day
the
uh
current op song, for rajipuri
is by Konomi
and it's called
me:
.................
her:
"Tenipuri tte ii na"
/)_(\
me:
devil's incarnate
her:
I KNOW
b-but he knows what sells
and how to sell it
bastarddd
me:
you know
in the next persona game, they should designate the devil arcana to an amoral franchise creator named Konomi
her:
HAHAHAHAHHA
me:
sigh i feel
sated and
tired
and
DIRTY
her:
oh it's afterglow time
HAVE A SMOKE
me:
AS;J
her:
HAHAHA
me:
/TEARFULLY SMOKES IN SILENCE WITH BACK FACING POT
her:
POT: BD
WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU TOO, NAT?
WAS IT?
me:
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!
Next PoT: Another Story with Baby Young Rikkai comes out September 25 kill me now