An Annual Tradition
SCENE: Chez Bluey, in the midst of holiday decorating
BLUEY: ~hauls boxes upstairs~ ~sets up Christmas tree~ ~puts up lights~
OTTO: Huh. Cool. ~nonchalantly bats off low-hanging ornament~ So... were you gonna feed me now, or what? Cause I could eat. Just saying.
OTHELLO: ~stares at tree, wide-eyed~ OMG, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!11!1!! I MUST SIT IN IT RIGHT NOW!!!!
OTTO: Dude, chill out.
BLUEY: There will be NO tree sitting this year. If you even so much as try, so help me, I'm bringing out the Nutcracker Band.
OTHELLO: SO PRETTY MUST SIT MUST SIT
OTTO: Srly, what is wrong with you?
OTHELLO: ~climbs inside Christmas Tree~ I'M IN THE PRETTY TREE! WHEEEE! LOOK LOOK LOOK!
BLUEY: ...So the Nutcracker Band, it is. ~sigh~
(For the record? The tree has been up for less than one day, and the cat has been bodily removed five times.)
BLUEY: ~hauls boxes upstairs~ ~sets up Christmas tree~ ~puts up lights~
OTTO: Huh. Cool. ~nonchalantly bats off low-hanging ornament~ So... were you gonna feed me now, or what? Cause I could eat. Just saying.
OTHELLO: ~stares at tree, wide-eyed~ OMG, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!11!1!! I MUST SIT IN IT RIGHT NOW!!!!
OTTO: Dude, chill out.
BLUEY: There will be NO tree sitting this year. If you even so much as try, so help me, I'm bringing out the Nutcracker Band.
OTHELLO: SO PRETTY MUST SIT MUST SIT
OTTO: Srly, what is wrong with you?
OTHELLO: ~climbs inside Christmas Tree~ I'M IN THE PRETTY TREE! WHEEEE! LOOK LOOK LOOK!
BLUEY: ...So the Nutcracker Band, it is. ~sigh~
(For the record? The tree has been up for less than one day, and the cat has been bodily removed five times.)