it is with great honor that i announce, after waiting 10 long years for my lover in hiding to find himself, that lance bass has come out of the closet. though he may look like a closet lesbian, he is really a cock loving grrl. welcome our newest addition, boys.
in other news, i have recently discovered that condi rice...
...is really just alfred e. newman in drag...
the madonna concert in miami was the best fucking day of my life. south beach was amazing and ms. heaton is my new hero. pictures will be posted, eventually, when the fucker uploads them.
and these, my friends, are the days of my life.