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1. Blaming my pork-chops-with-rice farts on Weasel. Weasel just sighs & rips one in return; so far, we're even.
2. Repeatedly watching eight a-ha videos on YouBoob for the past two hours and simultaneously playing their music (didn't know it was possible to waste time so well, eh?). Don't think for one second that I don't know that you know that I know that you were thinking about doing the same thing. The difference is that you used your formidable willpower to resist GenePower. *sigh* Damned hormones. Anyway.
OK, so not much the perfect crime as the perfect idle hour or two. Besides, I need to post something before I conk out at the keyboard.
*brain gerbil roars* I should come up with my own list of.. what do they call that pap? America's 100 Sexiest People, or something to that effect... I could make my own list of "Sexy Men," one of these days. It will probably be short, as I don't pay attention to shit. It'll be progressive. Not that anyone but me gives a flying chunk of horse crap. Facets of people can be extraordinary. However, how many people do I know actually take an active look at what features of a human being consistently "make up" their definition of attractive, sexy, cute, etc.? For that matter, I wonder if social/moral influences tell us what to look for in-- well, not necessarily a mate, but an attractive person? Are they sexier before they open their mouths? Does booze really make people prettier? *brain gerbil burns rubber, causing a blast of toxic fumes to spew forth-- Nooooo!* Damned brain gerbils, shut up!
All right, I'm fleeing the scene of the insanity. Almost.
Orange-Eyed Raineth's Mammal of Approval Include: (in no specific order)
1. Viggo Mortensen.
2. Morten Harket, past & present
3. Jan-Michael Vincent of pre-1986
4. Joe Dallesandro of the 70's
5. Peter Steele, past & present. I don't care if he's "old & stupid." I still want to do the day of the greasy spoon, dammit.
6. Alexei Yagudin
7. John Zimmerman
8. That 20-year old who flattered me silly by complimenting the color of my eyes, while managing to keep his own above the level of my chest.
9. Karl Urban
10. Clive Owen
11. That guy with the hands that bought the calligraphy supplies. Holy crap.
12. Matt Damon, sometimes.
13. John Abraham
14. Gary Oldman
15. Olivier Martinez
16. Aaron Eckhart, sometimes
That's all I can think of, at the moment.
Cheers & All
2. Repeatedly watching eight a-ha videos on YouBoob for the past two hours and simultaneously playing their music (didn't know it was possible to waste time so well, eh?). Don't think for one second that I don't know that you know that I know that you were thinking about doing the same thing. The difference is that you used your formidable willpower to resist GenePower. *sigh* Damned hormones. Anyway.
OK, so not much the perfect crime as the perfect idle hour or two. Besides, I need to post something before I conk out at the keyboard.
*brain gerbil roars* I should come up with my own list of.. what do they call that pap? America's 100 Sexiest People, or something to that effect... I could make my own list of "Sexy Men," one of these days. It will probably be short, as I don't pay attention to shit. It'll be progressive. Not that anyone but me gives a flying chunk of horse crap. Facets of people can be extraordinary. However, how many people do I know actually take an active look at what features of a human being consistently "make up" their definition of attractive, sexy, cute, etc.? For that matter, I wonder if social/moral influences tell us what to look for in-- well, not necessarily a mate, but an attractive person? Are they sexier before they open their mouths? Does booze really make people prettier? *brain gerbil burns rubber, causing a blast of toxic fumes to spew forth-- Nooooo!* Damned brain gerbils, shut up!
All right, I'm fleeing the scene of the insanity. Almost.
Orange-Eyed Raineth's Mammal of Approval Include: (in no specific order)
1. Viggo Mortensen.
2. Morten Harket, past & present
3. Jan-Michael Vincent of pre-1986
4. Joe Dallesandro of the 70's
5. Peter Steele, past & present. I don't care if he's "old & stupid." I still want to do the day of the greasy spoon, dammit.
6. Alexei Yagudin
7. John Zimmerman
8. That 20-year old who flattered me silly by complimenting the color of my eyes, while managing to keep his own above the level of my chest.
9. Karl Urban
10. Clive Owen
11. That guy with the hands that bought the calligraphy supplies. Holy crap.
12. Matt Damon, sometimes.
13. John Abraham
14. Gary Oldman
15. Olivier Martinez
16. Aaron Eckhart, sometimes
That's all I can think of, at the moment.
Cheers & All