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Heh...I was in the bathroom and for some reason I felt compelled to look in the toilet. Well, In a sea of tp and turd (no this poo was not my brand...it's not my fault I live with filthy fucks who are too lazy to flush) there was this cockroach (who was more than likely thinking lunch in reference to the poo when he dove into that abyss)he/she was desperately trying to climb atop the tp and make his/her way out.
The nice part of me said...it's a pitiful bug drowning. Help it. Have a heart. I was thisclose to lending him a hand with the plunger. Then I realised that I'd probably scream as soon as it hit the floor and smash it with my shoes anyhow. This was inevitable...So...
I sang," I'm a traveling man...seen a lot of places..." to him/her and flushed.
Of course I laughed. So much that I gathered the attention of my mum who asked me,"what the heck are you doing in there?
Why were you singing?"
I replied,"I am just feeling happy." Smirk plastered across my face.
The nice part of me said...it's a pitiful bug drowning. Help it. Have a heart. I was thisclose to lending him a hand with the plunger. Then I realised that I'd probably scream as soon as it hit the floor and smash it with my shoes anyhow. This was inevitable...So...
I sang," I'm a traveling man...seen a lot of places..." to him/her and flushed.
Of course I laughed. So much that I gathered the attention of my mum who asked me,"what the heck are you doing in there?
Why were you singing?"
I replied,"I am just feeling happy." Smirk plastered across my face.