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Apr 03, 2027 12:00

Anyone who is reading this, and considering adding me to your friends list, please do me a favor and introduce yourself here first? Just tell me a bit about yourself, why you'd like to be added, etc. Kthnx. I don't check my friends list every day (or even every week. Who does?), so I might miss you. Plus, I have to wonder who you are and where ( Read more... )

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Re: Introduction shuckins April 6 2007, 06:20:19 UTC
I love a good pimento-loaf-and-mayo sandwich -- the more pimentos, the better. Why just the mention of pimentos makes my taste buds stand up and say "Howdy". Now there's an interesting word -- "howdy". Is it from "How are you?", or maybe "How ya doing?" "Howdy"'s one of those strange words that really HAS no origin. I like saying, "How do" more than "Howdy" -- more formal, I think -- not too flowery. But the flowery aroma of that particular Tuesday morning carried me on my fragrant quest. Now, the smell was actually less bologna and more orchid, the beautiful flower found on the island state of Hawaii. Of course, I wasn't in Hawaii, so I needed to search out the location of the nearest orchid. So, I visited every flower shop in town. Well, to make a long story short, not a SINGLE flower shop in town had ANY orchids in stock, which seemed mighty curious to me. Now, as we all know, curiosity killed the cat, but since I'm not feline, I wasn't too worried. Felines are funny creatures, don't you think? I had a cat once. It used its claws to tear my living room couch to shreds. It was a comfy couch, too -- had a sleepaway bed in it with a foam rubber mattress. Now, I bought the couch AND the mattress at Levine's department store on Third Avenue the very same afternoon of that relaxing stroll aforementioned. I also bought myself a lovely tambourine on that same shopping expedition. Anyway, I didn't want to pay extra for the delivery of the couch, so I decided to carry the couch home myself. It was quite cumbersome, and getting it through the store's revolving doors was a bit of a challenge. And just as I emerged onto the street, by accident I bumped into a well-dressed man with an orchid in his lapel. It was Bob Barker, and he was eating and bologna-and-cheese-ball sandwich. Well, it's been nice chatting with you. Bye!

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Re: Introduction bluesilverkdg April 6 2007, 16:39:10 UTC
Uhhhh...well, thank you. But I mostly meant this for people who I don't already know. :-P

How long did it take you to type that, anyway??

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Re: Introduction shuckins April 6 2007, 18:12:01 UTC
Hehe. It took me less than a minute. It's a monologue from Animaniacs and when you mentioned introductions I instantly though of that rambling monlogue and just had to share. lol

So did you read the whole thing?!?

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Re: Introduction bluesilverkdg April 6 2007, 18:14:11 UTC
I actually did...yes. I didn't know you didn't write it, and I was all impressed that you'd met Bob Barker. I'm disappointed now. :-(

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Re: Introduction shuckins April 6 2007, 18:16:53 UTC
Alas, I wish I could meet Bob too. I did get to hang out on the tour bus with Poison after a show and had a beer with Brett Michaels. :)

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