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Dear French stove,
I want scrambled eggs. This is a very simple thing. I need you to heat up some butter enough that I can cook scrambled eggs. This is not supposed to take more than five minutes. If it is twenty minutes later, and your burners are still ice cold, something is wrong.
SERIOUSLY, YOU STUPID FRENCH STOVE, GIVE ME MY BREAKFAST.
Angrily,
Sarah
I want scrambled eggs. This is a very simple thing. I need you to heat up some butter enough that I can cook scrambled eggs. This is not supposed to take more than five minutes. If it is twenty minutes later, and your burners are still ice cold, something is wrong.
SERIOUSLY, YOU STUPID FRENCH STOVE, GIVE ME MY BREAKFAST.
Angrily,
Sarah