So, the post position draw for the Derby was today. I'm not following the sport like I used to, especially now that I no longer have TVG since Mom and Dad moved out, but I still try to follow it occasionally, and I've been following the trail a little. So, let's have a look and see at what's planning to be in the gate on Saturday!
1. Archarcharch (10-1) T: Jinks Fires J: Jon Court
dkb/br c by Arch out of Woodman's Dancer by Woodman [KY]
record: 6 starts, 3-1-1, total earnings: $832,744
I have heard this horse's name thrown around a lot, but nothing really
sticks to my memory, though I am far, far too amused at that trainer's name.
This horse looks to me like a wild card. I know next to nothing about the
progeny of Arch, and Woodman as a broodmare sire is, well, mediocre as far as
I know. This colt is one big question mark. And considering the cavalry charge
that the first quarter mile of the race is, I have a feeling this youngster
will end up with a face-full of dirt and will never factor into the race. I
could be wrong, but there are so many question marks here that I think 10-1 is
generous.
2. Brilliant Speed (30-1) T: Tom Albertrani J: Joel Rosario
dkb/br c by Dynaformer out of Speed Succeeds by Gone West [FL]
record: 8 starts, 2-2-2, total earnings: $515,750
With a name like that, I expected a sprinter's pedigree. What the hell is
this? That's a turf pedigree all the way around. Mind you, Barbaro
(another son of Dynaformer) was a grass horse who took to Churchill's dirt
without batting an eyelash. The Dynaformers can definitely run on dirt
(especially if it rains -- they love the slop, I swear!) However, I'm
impressed with the Dynaformers as a whole. They may not be the fastest horses
out there, but they are sturdy and persistent, and they generally make a good
showing of themselves. And as far as I know, no son of Dynaformer has come
even close to being as successful a sire as he is, so there probably won't be
any rush to hurry this guy off to stud unless he wins the Triple Crown. If he
flops here, I wouldn't be surprised if Live Oak pulls him, gives him a rest,
and then throws him out onto the grass next time.
3. Twice the Appeal (20-1) T: Jeff Bonde J: Calvin Borel
dkb/br c by Successful Appeal out of Double Boarded by Cormorant [KY]
record: 10 starts, 3-2-1, total earnings: $449,920
The only reason this critter isn't 50-1 is his jockey. Bo-rail has won
three of the last four Kentucky Derbies, and some history is riding with him
this time: if he wins, he'll become the first jockey to win back to back
Derbies three years in a row. It's been won twice in a row by five different
jockeys (including Borel) but no one has won three in a row. This horse has no
quality at all, but as we saw with Mine That Bird (who unfortunately was
mediocre at best) you don't have to be the best horse to win the Kentucky
Derby. You don't even need to normally be able to win at a mile and a quarter
(which, based on that pedigree, I'd say is a little beyond this guy). You just
need to have the race fall apart in front of you and have a jockey with enough
experience to recognize when that happens and enough guts to take advantage of
it. Twice the Appeal has a fighting chance at this, but only because this is
the motherfucking Kentucky Derby and he's got the King of Churchill Downs in
the irons. Other than that, he's a throwaway. If he wins this race, it'll just
further prove that the Kentucky Derby is a crapshoot and a jockey's race.
4. Stay Thirsty (20-1) T: Todd Pletcher J: Ramon Dominguez
dkb/br c by Bernardini out of Marozia by Storm Bird [KY]
record: 6 starts, 2-2-0, total earnings: $300,00
One of the few leading 2yos of 2010 still around to dance the biggest dance
of them all. I gotta tip my hat to Bernardini; he's looking like a promising
young sire. As I recall, this colt has been collecting minor awards rather
than winning big races, but all he needs as a damned good break and he could
steal the race. He's bred for the distance, so the mile-and-a-quarter
shouldn't bother him a bit. Other than that, I don't really know what to say.
He's been in the mix, and I expect he won't be at the back of the field across
the wire, but whether or not he wins, I don't really know.
5. Decisive Moment (30-1) T: Juan Arias J: Kerwin Clark
dkb/br c by With Distinction out of Lady Samira by Dehere [FL]
record: 8 starts, 2-2-3, total earnings: $527,330
I really don't know anything about this guy. He's a complete mystery to me.
I don't even know anything about his pedigree other than he's a grandson of
Storm Cat and Dehere. I had to read up on him because he's such a question
mark. Frankly, he's got no credentials that say he can win this, but as I keep
saying, the Derby isn't about the best horse, it's about having the best luck.
It looks to me like he's got a fair number of races under his belt, so he's
familiar with what he's supposed to do. And it sounds to me like the owner is
just happy to be part of the Derby; if the horse flops home last, it's no huge
catastrophe. I don't give this horse much of a chance to win, but I have
learned to not say that any one horse doesn't belong in the Derby gates. And
frankly, if what I understand about the owner is true, I'd much rather see a
horse like this in the gate anyway: the owner is racing because he loves the
thrill of the sport, not because he's trying to cash in on a quick horse to
send to the breeding shed.
6. Comma to the Top (30-1) T: Peter Miller J: Patrick
Valenzuela
b g by Bwana Charlie out of Maggies Storm by Stormy Atlantic [FL]
record: 13 starts, 6-2-0, total earnings: $778,600
The first time I heard this guy's name, I thought it was a
mistake. It makes no sense. I wonder if it's referring to the missing
apostrophe in the dam's name. Interestingly enough, I remember reading that
this horse wasn't going to be entered in this race, and sure enough,
there are multiple mentions in articles that say that they want to give the
horse a break instead of going to the Derby. I wonder what changed their
minds? Well, in any case, he's an interesting horse and as I recall, he's kind
of a speed horse (well, being by Bwana Charlie, a son of Indian Charlie, that
makes sense) but he's struggled lately. And PVal. PVal won the Derby on Sunday
Silence, but this horse is no Sunday Silence. We'll see what happens, I guess.
Personally, I think he's got no chance to win, but he could feasibly be in the
mix for the minor awards.
7. Pants on Fire (20-1) T: Kelly Breen J: Rosie Napravnik
dkb/br c by Jump Start out of Cabo de Noche by Cape Town [KY]
record: 8 starts, 2-3-1, total earnings: $678,100
A blue-collar pedigree, to be sure, but this horse has some guts. Some of
those guts, to be fair, are in the irons. Rosie Napravnik is one of the
gutsiest riders out there, I swear. She rides like she doesn't know she's a
girl, or maybe more accurately, like she knows she's a girl and she wants to
be respected by the guys. She certainly changed my opinion of female jockeys,
and I'd love to see her win this just to prove that girls can win the Derby
too. As for the horse himself? I... really have no opinion. Do I have to keep
saying that this is a game of luck and jockeys? And Rosie Napravnik has got
guts in spades, so her biggest failing will be that she's not as experienced
in a race like this as Borel, so if it comes down to the two of them, I
imagine Borel will get the advantage just because he's got more experience at
this particular race. But take nothing away from Rosie -- she is one gutsy,
gutsy gal, and I hope she and Pants on Fire show the world that girls can ride
too. Oh yeah, and one more thing: my two favorite (and somewhat lucky) numbers
are Seven and Seventeen. I always want to cheer for the 7 and 17 horses in the
Kentucky Derby. The fact that Rosie Napravnik is on the 7 horse here? Icing on
the cake!
8. Dialed In (4-1) T: Nick Zito J: Julien Leparoux
dkb/br c by Mineshaft out of Miss Doolittle by Storm Cat [KY]
record: 4 starts, 3-1-0, total earnings: $879,206
Aww, Zito. I love Nick Zito. Looking at this horse's pedigree, I'm rather
floored. He's got champions all over the place in it! Mineshaft and A.P. Indy
were both Horse of the Year in their respective days, Storm Cat was a top
juvenile racer (though not a champion) and Eliza (dam of Miss Doolittle) was a
Champion Two Year Old filly. However, this horse is a complete mystery to me,
despite having been all the rage since he burst onto the scene. He's only
raced four times. That just doesn't seem to me like enough experience,
especially when you consider that Comma to the Top has three times as
many races under his belt.
9. Derby Kitten (30-1) T: Mike Maker J: Javier Castellano
b c by Kitten's Joy out of Blush by Menifee [KY]
record: 9 starts, 2-3-1, total earnings: $172,333
Oh lookie. The Ramseys bred a Kitten's Joy colt expressly for the Derby,
and he actually made it into the race. Actually, to be fair, I'm impressed.
Since only 20 horses can run in this race, and probably a thousand times that
many are born each year, for this horse to make it into the race he was
apparently bred to race in is quite an achievement. It should also be noted
that he raced against some pretty salty horses in his career. Mind you, he
almost never beat any of those salty horses, and often was nowhere near them,
but they are in his PP lines, so take that for what you will. Also, looking at
his PPs, I'm not impressed with how long it took him to break his maiden, but
perhaps he was a goof-off who only recently figured out what the hell this
racing business is all about. We'll see what happens. He managed to squeak
into the gate with the defection of another horse; when you compare his total
earnings to everyone else, he just completely pales. One thing I do know for
certain, though, is that the distance should be no problem, based on his
pedigree. But that's about the only thing I see going for him.
10. Twinspired (30-1) T: Mike Maker J: Mike Smith
gr/r c by Harlan's Holiday out of Historical Drive by El Prado (Ire) [KY]
record: 8 starts, 2-1-1, total earnings: $264,830
To be perfectly honest, I don't even know who the hell this horse is, but
as the only gray in the field, he'll stand out.
11. Master of Hounds (30-1) T: Aiden O'Brien J: Garret Gomez
b c by Kingmambo out of Silk and Scarlet (GB) by Sadler's Wells [KY]
record: 7 starts, 1-3-1, total earnings: $460,878
You again? This horse was in the Breeders Cup Juvenile Turf last year and
was soundly wholloped by Pluck, as I recall, and has since spent his time over
in Ireland. He only raced once since getting his arse handed to him by Pluck
and a host of other colts. I don't understand how they expect a horse based in
Ireland to jump the pond and magically win the Kentucky Derby, but then again,
this race is all about luck, and whoever Fortune smiles upon will be the one
that wins. That's a kick-ass pedigree, by the way. A hell of a grass pedigree.
Not so much for dirt, but wow, and he's already proven he can run on dirt
(even if he can't necessarily win). Kingmambo is a brilliant stallion,
and the late, great Sadler's Wells is a legend.
12. Santiva (30-1) T: Eddie Kenneally J: Shaun Bridgmohan
b c by Giants Causeway out of Slide by Smarten [KY]
record: 6 starts, 1-3-1, total earnings: $257,597
Another name I've heard kicked around for several months, but who
apparently has yet to back up all the hype. He has a single win to his name,
and that win, ironically, is not in a maiden special weight or even a maiden
claiming -- he won a G2 at Churchill as a two-year-old. Nice pedigree, though.
Giants Causeway's progeny can run just about any distance, and if I'm not
mistaken, Smarten was a speed stallion, so with stamina on the top and speed
on the bottom, this horse is bred for any distance. I'm just not convinced he
can win this big race. He seems to have a lot of second-itis. It'd be pretty
huge for his connections if he runs in the money, though, and that's not
exactly out of the question.
13. Mucho Macho Man (12-1) T: Kathy Ritvo J: Rajiv Maragh
b c by Macho Uno out of Ponche de Leona by Ponche [FL]
record: 8 starts, 2-3-2, total earnings: $410,463
Well, there's always the token dumb-name entry. Bleh. Despite all that,
this horse is a model of consistency. He's been in the money in seven of his
eight lifetime races, and the one time he was out of the money, he was bumped
hard in the chute, according to the PPs, and he still managed to come in 4th,
with at least four other horses behind him despite being out of the money. I
don't expect him to win this race, but he should put in a good show. He would
be a good horse to use in exotics, if I were going to bet them, and at the
least, a couple of bucks on him to show might turn a nice little profit.
Might. Don't really know. He's faced full fields before, but never anything
like this.
14. Shackleford (12-1) T: Dale Romans J: Jesus Castenon
ch c by Forestry out of Oatsee by Unbridled [KY]
record: 5 starts, 2-1-0, total earnings: $271,666
Finally! A chestnut! I was starting to wonder if the rules had changed to
disallow chestnuts in the race! In any case, I know nothing of his merits, and
the only thing I can say about him is that every time I see his name, I keep
thinking of Sir Shackleton (who ran against Smarty Jones in the Kentucky
Derby, to give you an idea of how long ago this was) but he's not in the least
bit related to Sir Shackleton. Go figure. They are both chestnuts with a white
blaze, but that's about the long and short of the similarities outside of the
name. But I digress. Sort of. In any case, this horse is kind of a wild-card
15. Midnight Interlude (10-1) T: Bob Baffert J: Victor Espinoza
b c by War Chant out of Midnight Kiss (NZ) by Groom Dancer [KY]
record: 4 starts, 2-1-1, total earnings: $649,680
Considering horse's name, and the trainer and all, I kind of expected this
to be a son of Baffert's great sprinter Midnight Lute. Oh well. I really like
his name, and if I were to pick a winner based solely on the name, I'm pretty
sure it'd be him. Still, he's hugely inexperienced. It took him three tries to
break his maiden, and then he busted out the Santa Anita Derby in his next
race. Also, this horse has zero chance of winning the race. How do I know?
Simple: he never raced as a two-year-old. You have to go back a very, very
long ways to get a horse who didn't race as a two-year-old who wins this race.
How far back? Well, the last horse to win the Derby having never raced at 2
was a horse named Apollo, foaled in 1879, so that's a pretty damned long time
ago. However, I will still cheer for this horse, because I love Baffert, I
love War Chant, and frankly, I love that name.
16. Animal Kingdom (30-1) T: Graham Motion J: Robby Albarado
ch c by Leroidesanimaux (Brz) out of Dalicia (Ger) by Acatenango (Ger) [KY]
record: 4 starts, 2-2-0, total earnings: $326,900
International pedigree, wow. Even if Leroi (the sire) did race in the U.S.
As I recall, Graham Motion is much more effective with his turf runners than
his dirt runners. Still, this horse is interesting. I don't particularly like
that race record though. Four starts? Bah.
17. Soldat (12-1) T: Kiaran McLaughlin J: Alan Garcia
dkb/br c by War Front out of Le Relais by Coronado's Quest [KY]
record: 8 starts, 3-4-0, total earnings: $584,300
I really don't know what to make of this horse. He's been pretty
successful, but I seem to sense a lot of doubts surrounding him. And even
though he's been to Churchill before, he's never raced on the dirt. He was
last at Churchill for the Breeders Cup Juvenile Turf, where he finished second
to Pluck. He started this year strong, and fizzled.
18. Uncle Mo (9-2) T: Todd Pletcher J: John Velazquez
b c by Indian Charlie out of Playa Maya by Arch [KY]
record: 5 starts, 4-0-1, total earnings: $1,436,000
Oh boy. This guy. I understand that everyone thinks he's the second coming
of... I don't know, Street Sense? Some other phenomenal two-year-old who
became a phenomenal three-year-old. I'm not convinced that this horse has all
that much quality to him. He beat up a bunch of green two-year-olds in his
most prestigious win, and he did so easily, instead of fighting for it. He's
had his way in pretty much every race, except the Wood Memorial, where he does
have an excuse for flopping home third. That same excuse could take him out of
the gates here, too. He had a gastrointestinal infection. And yet they still
think he can run in the Derby? Yikes. If the infection was enough to affect
his performance in the Wood, I don't know why they think it won't bother him
now in the Derby, at a longer distance with much more pressure on him. I
wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if this horse scratches out Derby
morning. Oh, and one more thing: Uncle Mo, along with his token dumb name, has
not got the pedigree for this race, in my book. Indian Charlie is a sire of
sprinters and milers. I really don't think having Arch on the underside will
balance that out.
19. Nehro (6-1) T: Steve Asmussen J: Corey Nakatani
b c by Mineshaft out of The Administrator by Afleet [KY]
record: 5 starts, 1-2-0, total earnings: $425,140
Here's another horse I don't know anything about. He has one single win to
his name, a maiden at Oaklawn (I think?) and a pair of graded stakes second
place finishes. But it looks to me like he's a persistent horse, not one to
throw in the towel. And based on his PPs, he's got the right running style to
win this race, and he's way out in BFE, which Big Brown proved can be won from
(even if Big Brown was further out, in post 20, than this one). So I don't
really know what to say about this horse. He's bred for the distance, I think
(at least, his sire could certainly handle a mile and a quarter with no
problem). Everything else is just too up in the air.
20. Watch Me Go (50-1) T: Kathleen O'Connell J: Rafael Bejarano
dkb/br c by West Acre out of Sabbath Song by Deputy Minister [FL]
record: 10 starts, 4-0-1, total earnings: $314,345
I like this horse, for some reason. I probably shouldn't, that pedigree is
almost completely foreign to me (despite being 100% domestic). But there's
something about this horse that catches my fancy. Those morning line odds,
though. Ouch. The only horse on the entire ticket that's at 50-1. Everyone
else is 30-1 or lower. Still, I don't think that the odds totally reflect the
horse's chances. After all, Rafael Bejarano will be in the irons, and while
he's no Bo-rail, he's also no slouch.