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What would happen in the perfect world of D.Gray-man? Observe! (pure crack, you dun been warned)
Inutaihanyou123 (9:07:33 PM): D: why must the level 4 have his foot on her face
sirbartonslady (9:07:52 PM): because crushing her head is the surest and quickest way to kill her?
sirbartonslady (9:07:57 PM): and it holds life and death over her
Inutaihanyou123 (9:08:07 PM): Like hell that's gonna happen!
sirbartonslady (9:08:14 PM): right
sirbartonslady (9:08:18 PM): i'm just saying...
Inutaihanyou123 (9:08:26 PM): Linalichan is to awesemal to lose! ...right?
Inutaihanyou123 (9:08:28 PM): D:
sirbartonslady (9:08:31 PM): right
Inutaihanyou123 (9:08:33 PM): im feeling some distress here
sirbartonslady (9:08:45 PM): hoshino can't have been building her up all this time just to kill her off
sirbartonslady (9:08:50 PM): but it's a powerful image
sirbartonslady (9:08:55 PM): death is standing on her head
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:26 PM): it is
sirbartonslady (9:09:35 PM): and she's going to conquer it
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:40 PM): <.< hopefully
sirbartonslady (9:09:43 PM): at the eleventh hour
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:46 PM): o_O
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:53 PM): i just dont know
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:58 PM): this level 4 is strong!
sirbartonslady (9:09:59 PM): eleventh hour = the last minute
sirbartonslady (9:10:00 PM): yes it is
sirbartonslady (9:10:12 PM): but with her beloved Allen-kun's help, she'll kick it's fucking ass!
Inutaihanyou123 (9:11:54 PM): D:
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:14 PM): yea im thinking if they team up
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:27 PM): they'll be quite a team
sirbartonslady (9:12:29 PM): and then they'll run off and get married and have twenty kids
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:32 PM): O_O
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:37 PM): dont tease me now ><
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:54 PM): <.< the mental..images....GAH
sirbartonslady (9:17:19 PM): lol
sirbartonslady (9:17:43 PM): what mental images? Twenty kids of Lenalee and Allen?
Inutaihanyou123 (9:19:08 PM): D: exactly
sirbartonslady (9:19:18 PM): ok they have five kids
Inutaihanyou123 (9:19:24 PM): <.< that's betta
sirbartonslady (9:19:27 PM): yes
Inutaihanyou123 (9:19:38 PM): but im still wondering where lavi would be while this is going on
Inutaihanyou123 (9:19:48 PM): could he be the uncle?! holy shit
sirbartonslady (9:19:52 PM): lol
sirbartonslady (9:19:53 PM): of course
sirbartonslady (9:20:01 PM): can't you just see him playing with the kids?
Inutaihanyou123 (9:20:22 PM): D: yea he'd be hauling them around and stuff, swingin em
sirbartonslady (9:20:30 PM): i can see him with two kids on his shoulders and two more clinging to his legs
sirbartonslady (9:20:35 PM): and the youngest crawling after him
sirbartonslady (9:21:11 PM): i can totally see it
sirbartonslady (9:21:19 PM): one of them's trying to pull of his eyepatch
Inutaihanyou123 (9:21:22 PM): xDD
sirbartonslady (9:21:41 PM): another one has his headband off his head and is playing with it
sirbartonslady (9:21:55 PM): the kid velcroed to his right leg is trying to grab his hammer
sirbartonslady (9:22:17 PM): the youngest kid is crawling around with Timcanpy in his or her mouth XD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:23:07 PM): D: xDD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:23:16 PM): its one big happy family i'd say
sirbartonslady (9:23:46 PM): and Krory's perched on a couch playing chess, while Miranda is trying to change a diaper and failing
Inutaihanyou123 (9:24:45 PM): phailing horribly
sirbartonslady (9:25:04 PM): Lenalee is of course preggers with another one :P
sirbartonslady (9:25:15 PM): because she and Allen can't keep their hands off each other
sirbartonslady (9:25:17 PM): XD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:25:23 PM): oh the warm fuzzy images
sirbartonslady (9:25:29 PM): Komui is trying to help Miranda change the diaper
Inutaihanyou123 (9:25:46 PM): lol they both phail
sirbartonslady (9:25:45 PM): Allen is just sitting there watching the whole thing and laughing himself sick
Inutaihanyou123 (9:25:59 PM): wwhat about cross?
sirbartonslady (9:26:17 PM): he's sitting off to the side, smoking and grumbling about "rug rats"
sirbartonslady (9:26:30 PM): Tiedoll, on the other hand, is playing with the oldest
sirbartonslady (9:26:35 PM): teaching him or her to draw
Inutaihanyou123 (9:26:44 PM): tiedoll can draw?
sirbartonslady (9:26:53 PM): of course he can, duuuuuh
sirbartonslady (9:27:03 PM): and even if he can't
sirbartonslady (9:27:12 PM): doesn't he look all patriarchal and grandfatherly?
sirbartonslady (9:27:35 PM): Cross is also trying to hit on Cloud Nine
Inutaihanyou123 (9:27:36 PM): lol yea he does have that vibe
Inutaihanyou123 (9:27:44 PM): xD still hasnt got her huh
sirbartonslady (9:27:48 PM): nup
sirbartonslady (9:27:51 PM): she's wise to him
sirbartonslady (9:29:14 PM): her monkey is being chased by one of the kids that escaped from Lavi
sirbartonslady (9:29:21 PM): i can just see it
Inutaihanyou123 (9:29:51 PM): <.< lets hope crazy monkey doesnt attack
sirbartonslady (9:30:20 PM): Then Mum and Dad will just have to kick said crazy monkey's sorry butt
Inutaihanyou123 (9:30:32 PM): XDDD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:30:48 PM): Oh boy..what about kanda?
Inutaihanyou123 (9:30:54 PM): where's his role in all this
sirbartonslady (9:31:14 PM): Off in the corner eating his soba and discreetly keeping Mugen out of the kids' reach, lest he have to slice one of them!
Inutaihanyou123 (9:31:21 PM): xDD
sirbartonslady (9:31:34 PM): one of them starts braiding his hair though
sirbartonslady (9:31:38 PM): or pulling it
Inutaihanyou123 (9:31:54 PM): "Oh the pretty girl's hair needs braiding!"
Inutaihanyou123 (9:32:01 PM): -unsheathes sword-
sirbartonslady (9:32:20 PM): "Beansprout, tell your spawn to stop calling me a girl."
Inutaihanyou123 (9:32:39 PM): xDD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:32:40 PM): spawn
Inutaihanyou123 (9:35:13 PM): but kanda may get an attitude change eventually
sirbartonslady (9:35:41 PM): i kinda get the feeling he thinks of Lenalee as a little sister, so he might mellow out if the kids are hers, even if they're also the beansprout's kids
Inutaihanyou123 (9:35:48 PM): D: exactly!
Inutaihanyou123 (9:07:33 PM): D: why must the level 4 have his foot on her face
sirbartonslady (9:07:52 PM): because crushing her head is the surest and quickest way to kill her?
sirbartonslady (9:07:57 PM): and it holds life and death over her
Inutaihanyou123 (9:08:07 PM): Like hell that's gonna happen!
sirbartonslady (9:08:14 PM): right
sirbartonslady (9:08:18 PM): i'm just saying...
Inutaihanyou123 (9:08:26 PM): Linalichan is to awesemal to lose! ...right?
Inutaihanyou123 (9:08:28 PM): D:
sirbartonslady (9:08:31 PM): right
Inutaihanyou123 (9:08:33 PM): im feeling some distress here
sirbartonslady (9:08:45 PM): hoshino can't have been building her up all this time just to kill her off
sirbartonslady (9:08:50 PM): but it's a powerful image
sirbartonslady (9:08:55 PM): death is standing on her head
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:26 PM): it is
sirbartonslady (9:09:35 PM): and she's going to conquer it
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:40 PM): <.< hopefully
sirbartonslady (9:09:43 PM): at the eleventh hour
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:46 PM): o_O
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:53 PM): i just dont know
Inutaihanyou123 (9:09:58 PM): this level 4 is strong!
sirbartonslady (9:09:59 PM): eleventh hour = the last minute
sirbartonslady (9:10:00 PM): yes it is
sirbartonslady (9:10:12 PM): but with her beloved Allen-kun's help, she'll kick it's fucking ass!
Inutaihanyou123 (9:11:54 PM): D:
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:14 PM): yea im thinking if they team up
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:27 PM): they'll be quite a team
sirbartonslady (9:12:29 PM): and then they'll run off and get married and have twenty kids
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:32 PM): O_O
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:37 PM): dont tease me now ><
Inutaihanyou123 (9:12:54 PM): <.< the mental..images....GAH
sirbartonslady (9:17:19 PM): lol
sirbartonslady (9:17:43 PM): what mental images? Twenty kids of Lenalee and Allen?
Inutaihanyou123 (9:19:08 PM): D: exactly
sirbartonslady (9:19:18 PM): ok they have five kids
Inutaihanyou123 (9:19:24 PM): <.< that's betta
sirbartonslady (9:19:27 PM): yes
Inutaihanyou123 (9:19:38 PM): but im still wondering where lavi would be while this is going on
Inutaihanyou123 (9:19:48 PM): could he be the uncle?! holy shit
sirbartonslady (9:19:52 PM): lol
sirbartonslady (9:19:53 PM): of course
sirbartonslady (9:20:01 PM): can't you just see him playing with the kids?
Inutaihanyou123 (9:20:22 PM): D: yea he'd be hauling them around and stuff, swingin em
sirbartonslady (9:20:30 PM): i can see him with two kids on his shoulders and two more clinging to his legs
sirbartonslady (9:20:35 PM): and the youngest crawling after him
sirbartonslady (9:21:11 PM): i can totally see it
sirbartonslady (9:21:19 PM): one of them's trying to pull of his eyepatch
Inutaihanyou123 (9:21:22 PM): xDD
sirbartonslady (9:21:41 PM): another one has his headband off his head and is playing with it
sirbartonslady (9:21:55 PM): the kid velcroed to his right leg is trying to grab his hammer
sirbartonslady (9:22:17 PM): the youngest kid is crawling around with Timcanpy in his or her mouth XD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:23:07 PM): D: xDD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:23:16 PM): its one big happy family i'd say
sirbartonslady (9:23:46 PM): and Krory's perched on a couch playing chess, while Miranda is trying to change a diaper and failing
Inutaihanyou123 (9:24:45 PM): phailing horribly
sirbartonslady (9:25:04 PM): Lenalee is of course preggers with another one :P
sirbartonslady (9:25:15 PM): because she and Allen can't keep their hands off each other
sirbartonslady (9:25:17 PM): XD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:25:23 PM): oh the warm fuzzy images
sirbartonslady (9:25:29 PM): Komui is trying to help Miranda change the diaper
Inutaihanyou123 (9:25:46 PM): lol they both phail
sirbartonslady (9:25:45 PM): Allen is just sitting there watching the whole thing and laughing himself sick
Inutaihanyou123 (9:25:59 PM): wwhat about cross?
sirbartonslady (9:26:17 PM): he's sitting off to the side, smoking and grumbling about "rug rats"
sirbartonslady (9:26:30 PM): Tiedoll, on the other hand, is playing with the oldest
sirbartonslady (9:26:35 PM): teaching him or her to draw
Inutaihanyou123 (9:26:44 PM): tiedoll can draw?
sirbartonslady (9:26:53 PM): of course he can, duuuuuh
sirbartonslady (9:27:03 PM): and even if he can't
sirbartonslady (9:27:12 PM): doesn't he look all patriarchal and grandfatherly?
sirbartonslady (9:27:35 PM): Cross is also trying to hit on Cloud Nine
Inutaihanyou123 (9:27:36 PM): lol yea he does have that vibe
Inutaihanyou123 (9:27:44 PM): xD still hasnt got her huh
sirbartonslady (9:27:48 PM): nup
sirbartonslady (9:27:51 PM): she's wise to him
sirbartonslady (9:29:14 PM): her monkey is being chased by one of the kids that escaped from Lavi
sirbartonslady (9:29:21 PM): i can just see it
Inutaihanyou123 (9:29:51 PM): <.< lets hope crazy monkey doesnt attack
sirbartonslady (9:30:20 PM): Then Mum and Dad will just have to kick said crazy monkey's sorry butt
Inutaihanyou123 (9:30:32 PM): XDDD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:30:48 PM): Oh boy..what about kanda?
Inutaihanyou123 (9:30:54 PM): where's his role in all this
sirbartonslady (9:31:14 PM): Off in the corner eating his soba and discreetly keeping Mugen out of the kids' reach, lest he have to slice one of them!
Inutaihanyou123 (9:31:21 PM): xDD
sirbartonslady (9:31:34 PM): one of them starts braiding his hair though
sirbartonslady (9:31:38 PM): or pulling it
Inutaihanyou123 (9:31:54 PM): "Oh the pretty girl's hair needs braiding!"
Inutaihanyou123 (9:32:01 PM): -unsheathes sword-
sirbartonslady (9:32:20 PM): "Beansprout, tell your spawn to stop calling me a girl."
Inutaihanyou123 (9:32:39 PM): xDD
Inutaihanyou123 (9:32:40 PM): spawn
Inutaihanyou123 (9:35:13 PM): but kanda may get an attitude change eventually
sirbartonslady (9:35:41 PM): i kinda get the feeling he thinks of Lenalee as a little sister, so he might mellow out if the kids are hers, even if they're also the beansprout's kids
Inutaihanyou123 (9:35:48 PM): D: exactly!