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TOP 10 MARSHALL QUOTES
[1.] "Hi. My name's Marshall and I'll be saving your life."
[2.] "So... you guys like Pez? I collected Pez, I even submitted it to the Guiness Book of World Records. Except their was a nine-year-old girl in Australia with a bigger collection that me."
[3.] "Okay, you're going to Geneva to get a sample of a top-secret virus. Now, your cover is you're going in for kidney transplants. Well, now, you're probably thinking now, 'Hold on a second, Marshall! We need our kidneys!'"
[4.] "Want to have a seat? I got a minor form of scoliosis, so the air ergonimically hugs me. [hugs himself] Oh, you want to stretch out? I can inflate the couch."
[5.] "It's the M symbol. Like Superman. Except Marshall."
[6.] "Looks like a normal phone that you'd call. [puts it to his ear] Hi, you want to go out on Friday? No? Okay. That's fine."
[7.] "Even Sony would be like, well, Marshall, this is pretty cool."
[8.] "What I have here is an ordinary tube of lip gloss. Let's say you're at the beach and your lips are feeling a little -- 'My lips are chapped!'-- or you're possibly on a date, it's the end of the night and some smooching. You want your lips to be supple. (He puts some on.) Pistachio. That's my favorite flavor."
[9.] (When Sloane catches him making a pop-up book during work hours) "That's a pop-up book. Making them clears my mind. It helps me -- feel free to dock me any amount you feel is... "
[10.] "Now, it looks like just a normal metal detector. Well, it is. That's right, we're going old school on this one."
Tomorrow I will get a new topic.
My family voted for Guy 30 times. If he gets voted out tomorrow, it's ridiculous.
[1.] "Hi. My name's Marshall and I'll be saving your life."
[2.] "So... you guys like Pez? I collected Pez, I even submitted it to the Guiness Book of World Records. Except their was a nine-year-old girl in Australia with a bigger collection that me."
[3.] "Okay, you're going to Geneva to get a sample of a top-secret virus. Now, your cover is you're going in for kidney transplants. Well, now, you're probably thinking now, 'Hold on a second, Marshall! We need our kidneys!'"
[4.] "Want to have a seat? I got a minor form of scoliosis, so the air ergonimically hugs me. [hugs himself] Oh, you want to stretch out? I can inflate the couch."
[5.] "It's the M symbol. Like Superman. Except Marshall."
[6.] "Looks like a normal phone that you'd call. [puts it to his ear] Hi, you want to go out on Friday? No? Okay. That's fine."
[7.] "Even Sony would be like, well, Marshall, this is pretty cool."
[8.] "What I have here is an ordinary tube of lip gloss. Let's say you're at the beach and your lips are feeling a little -- 'My lips are chapped!'-- or you're possibly on a date, it's the end of the night and some smooching. You want your lips to be supple. (He puts some on.) Pistachio. That's my favorite flavor."
[9.] (When Sloane catches him making a pop-up book during work hours) "That's a pop-up book. Making them clears my mind. It helps me -- feel free to dock me any amount you feel is... "
[10.] "Now, it looks like just a normal metal detector. Well, it is. That's right, we're going old school on this one."
Tomorrow I will get a new topic.
My family voted for Guy 30 times. If he gets voted out tomorrow, it's ridiculous.