the wind in your hair
The Basic
1.) Your name: CHELSEA
2.) Nicknames: CHELZY,CHO,CHOBAG
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: YES MA'AM
4.) Location: ROCHESTER
5.) Age: 17
6.) Birthday: SEPT 3rd
7.) Zodiac sign: VIRGO
8.) Parents names: MARY ANN & TERRY
9.) Siblings?: JESSIE
10.) Pets: CAT AND BANDIT
11.) Number of rooms in your house: 10
12.) Religion: NONE
13.) If so-practicing?: ---
14.) Male or Female?: FEMALE
15.) Is your family close?: KINDA
What are your favorite…
16.) Foods: SUNFLOWER SEEDS AND CHICKENNUGGETS
17.) TV shows: FAMILY GUY, ROCKOS MODERN LIFE
18.) Movies: GARDEN STATE
19.) Actors: ADAM SANDLER
20.) Actresses: DREW BERYMORE
21.) Books: A MILLION LITTLE PEICES
22.) Artists: NONE
23.) Types of Music: SKA
24.) Video Games: KINGDOM HEARTS
25.) Computer Games: SIMS
26.) Outfits: ANYTHING WITH COLORS
27.) Stores: DROP BOXES
28.) Sports: TENNIS
29.) Colors: ORANGE
30.) Numbers: 24987465
31.) Websites: MYSPACE, LIVEJOURNAL, YOUTUBE, DEVIANT ART
32.) Cartoons characters: ROCKO
33.) TV Channels: 38, AND 58
34.) Made For TV Movies: WHAT?
35.) Comedians: NO IDEA
36.) Comediennes: NO IDEA
37.) Hair products: AUSSIE
38.) Makeup Products: COVERGIRL
39.) Kind of Pens: BIC BLACK
40.) Kind of Shows: CARTOONS
41.) Pieces of jewelry: HAIRTIES AS BRACELETS AND NECKLACES
42.) Kinds of Soap: DOVE
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: AUSSIE
44.) Game Systems: PS2
45.) CD’s: NONE
46.) Snacks: SEEDS
47.) Past times: NO IDEA
48.) Things to do on the weekend: BE WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND FRIENDS
49.) Magazines: BAZZAR, GIANT, AND BLENDER
50.) Animals: CATS
Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: ANYTHING
52.) Favorite sweatpants: MY GRAY ONES
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: JEANS AND A SHIRT
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: NO
55.) Do you like it?: NO
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: DROP BOXES
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: NO
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: NO
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: CONVERSE, FAKE VANS, EMERICAS, MOCCIANS
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: NOT REALLY
61.) Do you wear hats?: NO
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: NOPE
63.) If so, what?: HAIR TIES AS BRACELETS AND SOMETIMES NECKLACES
64.) Do you wear belts?: YESSS
65.) Do you wear skirts?: YES
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: NO
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: THE WHAT?
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: IF ITS COLD OUT
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: YES
70.) If so, what is it like?: I CARRY A BACKPACK I ADDED MY OWN TOUCH TO, AND SOMETIMES A BLUE PURSE WITH STARS ON IT
School
71.) What are your grades like?: I'M PASSING
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: YES
73.) Are you failing anything?: YES
74.) Do you take a language?: I USE TO
75.) If so which language?: SPANISH
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: DUNHAM
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE MINE IS
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: YES
79.) If so, with what?: FABRIC
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: I WRITE NOTES ON MY HANDS
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks? IF I HAD ANY YES
82.) Do you take art?: I USE TO...DOES PHOTOGRAPHY COUNT?
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: DRIVEN
84.) Do you like school?: THIS YEAR, YES
85.) How big is your school?: .WELL MY CLASS HAS OVER 300 KIDS
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: MY TWO BESTFRIENDS DO, BUT EVERYONE ELSE, NO
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: YES
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: I'M NOT ON ANY ROLL
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: NO
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: NO
Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: DARK BLUE AND LIGHT BLUE
92.) Is it messy or clean?: CLEAN
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: BLUE,GREEN AND PINK FLOWERS
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: YES
95.) If so, of what?: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I CAN GET MY HANDS ON
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: YES
97.) A computer?: YES
98.) A radio?: YES
99.) An alarm clock?: YES
100.) A stereo?: YES
101.) What is under your bed: METAL
102.) Do you have a big closet?: I HAVE TWO SO YES
103.) Do you write on your walls?: NO
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: YES
105.) If so, what design?: BUTTERFLIES
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: YES
107.) If so, of what?: PAINT
108.) Do you decorate your door?: YES
109.) With what?: OLD TRASH SHOW FLYERS AND MAG PICTURES
110.) What color is your carpet?: BLUE AND PURPLE
Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: OAR, MC LARS, AND IMOGEN HEAP
112.) Do you own a lot of CD’s?: YES
113.) How many exactly?: 65
114.) Do you download music?: YES
115.) What are your favorite songs?: INTO THE RUSH
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: YES
117.) Do you like loud music?: SOMETIMES
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: NO
119.) Do you like rap?: YES
120.) Do you like country: YES
TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: FAMILY GUY
122.) Are you a couch potato?: I CAN BE
123.) Do you watch the news?: NO
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: NO
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: NO ONE
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: NO
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: YES
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: NO
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: SOMETIMES
130.) What is your take on commercials?: WASTE OF TV SPACE
131.) How big is your TV?: NORMAL SIZE TV
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: REMOTE
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: NOPE
134.) Do you like dramas?: NO
135.) Do you like comedies?: YES
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: GOOD
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: NO
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: NO
139.) Do you watch music videos?: NO
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80’s even if you weren’t living in the 80’s?: YES
Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: NONE
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: NO
142.) Pro-life?: I DONT GET INTO THAT
143.) Pro-choice?: I DONT GET INTO THAT
144.) Are you a virgin?: NO
145.) Do you believe in God?: NO
146.) Jesus?: NO
147.) Allah?: NO
148.) Buddha?: NO
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: NO
150.) Do you believe in ‘the true meaning of Christmas’?: I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS
Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: DEEF, JESSIE AND BRENDON
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: YES
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: JESSIE
154.) Craziest?: JESSIE
155.) Weirdest?: JESSIE
156.) Prettiest: DEEF
157.) Fanciest?: DEFENTIALLY DEDE
158.) Sportiest?: DEEF?
159.) Girliest?: HAHA UHHHH NO IDEA
160.) Mellowest?: NONE OF THEM
161.) Stupidest?: ALL OF THEM =]
162.) Smartest?: DEEF
163.) Thugest?: DEFF. DEEF AGAIN
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: YES
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: NO
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: YES
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: YES
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: YES
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: SOMETIMES
170.) Are you part of a clique?: NO
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: SOMETIMES
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: NONE
173.) Where did you meet them?: SCHOOL. SHOWS, THROUGH OTHER FRIENDS
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: NO
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: NOPE
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: YES
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot? EH KINDA
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: NO
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 10
180.) How is this survey so far?: FINE THANKS
This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: BOOKBAG
182.) Punk/Emo: PUNK
183.) Rock/Rap: RAP
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: JAY-Z
185.) Justin/Clay: CLAY
186.) Ruben/Clay: CLAY
187.) Cat/Dog: CAT
188.) PS2/Xbox: PS2
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD
190.) Cds/Tapes: CDs
191.) Big screen/small screen: BIGSCREEN
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: AT HOME
193.) Popcorn/Candy: CAMDY
194.) Jacket/Coat: COAT
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: FAKE FUR
196.) sister/brother: BROTHER
197.) Home/House: HOUSE
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: SPANISH
199.) Art/Computer: ART
200.) Laptop/Desktop: DESKTOP
201.) Pepsi/Coke: COKE
202.) Orange/Apple: APPLE
203.) Phone/Computer: COMPUTER
204.) Email/Letters: LETTERS
205.) Big/Small: BIG
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: RAVIOLI
207.) Baby/Toddler: BABY
208.) 16/21: 21
209.) CSI/24: CSI
210.) Superman/Spiderman: SPIDERMAN
211.) Kilborn/Conan: CONAN
212.) Letterman/Leno: LENO
213.) SNL/MadTV: MADTV
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: JETSONS
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: LORD OF THE RINGS
216.) Boxers/Briefs: BOXERS
217.) Pants/Skirts: BOTH
218.) Skirts/Skorts: SKIRTS
219.) Fork/Spoon: SPOON
220.) People/InTouch: PEOPLE
Are you…
221.) Gothic?: NO
222.) a freak?: I GUESS
223.) a computer nerd?: NO
224.) a science freak?: NO
225.) a sports fan?: NO
226.) one of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: NO
227.) a class clown?: NO
228.) funny?: YES
229.) serious?: YES
230.) intellectual?: SOMETIMES
231.) an LOTR nerd?: NO
232.) a failure?: YES
233.) a success?: NO
234.) a loser?: YES
235.) popular?: NO
236.) lazy?: SOMETIMES
237.) outgoing?: AROUND PEOPLE I KNOW
238.) shy?: YES
239.) friendly?: IF I KNOW YOU
240.) easily annoyed?: I CAN BE
241.) tolerant of others views?: SOMETIMES
242.) addicted to crack?: NO
243.) addicted to any other drug?: USE TO BE
244.) a partier?: IF ITS WITH PEOPLE I KNOW
245.) naturally hyperactive?: SOMETIMES
246.) Wild?: CAN BE
247.) sporty?: NO
248.) smelly?: NO
249.) an insomniac?: YES
250.) a procrastinator?: YES
251.) a criminal?: YES.
252.) a crackpot?: NO
253.) a bookworm?: NO
254.) hairy?: NO
255.) good at playing basketball?: NO
256.) in high school?: YES
257.) in prison?: NO
258.) from mars?: NO
259.) straight?: YES
260.) gay?: NO
Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: NO
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: NO
263.) Do you like nuns?: NO
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: KINDA
265.) Do you use correct English?: YES
266.) Hablar Espanol?: NO
267.) Spien Deutsch?: NO
268.) Speak English?: YES
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: NO
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: NO
271.) Do you like Russian names?: NO
272.) Like Vlad?: NO
273.) Homer?: YES
274.) Are you a busy body?: YES, I'M ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: I'M NOT THAT MEAN
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: NO
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: NO
278.) Who do you wish was president?: I DONT REALLY CARE
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: I DONT WANT TO GET INTO THAT
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: USE TO
281.) Are you insecure?: YES
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: NO
283.) Roman culture?: NO
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: ANYTHING THAT CAN HOLD A PLACE UP
285.) What style architecture is your house?: A NORMAL HOUSE
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: NEVER HAVE BEFORE
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: YES
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: YES
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: YES
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: NO IDEA
291.) Does anybody really care?: I GUESS YEAH
292.) Who sings that song?: LIMP BISKET
293.) Do you like Chicago?: THE MOVIE YES
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: DOESNT EVERY STATE
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: 57
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: NOPE
297.) Do you play with dolls?: YES
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: NEVER WAS MY THING
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 20
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: YES
Money
301.) Do you have a job?: NO
302.) What do you do?: NOTHING
303.) Does your boss like you?: NO
304.) How much do you get paid?: NO
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: YES
306.) Do you have a credit card?: NO
307.) a checkbook?: NO
308.) Are you a big spender?: I DONT NEED TO SPEND MONEY
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: NO
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: $20-$30
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: NO
312.) How about a Franc?: NO
313.) Do you really care?: NOPE
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: NO
315.) If you don’t have one, do you wish you had one?: YES
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: YES PLEASE
317.) Why?: BECAUSE I LIKE KNOWING THE FACT THAT I HAVE SOME
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: DIRT POOR WITH FRIENDS AND A DOG
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: YES
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: DONT REMEMBER
321.) What are you wearing?: SOCKS, BLACK PANTS, GSTRING, TANKTOP, AND A SHIRT
322.) What are you listening to?: WEBER
323.) Who are you talking to?: I WAS TALKIGN TO THIS KID MIKE?
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: LISTENING TO MUSIC
325.) How is your hair?: DOWN
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: SOCKS
327.) Are you cold or warm?: KINDA COLD
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: NO I JUST TOOK IT OFF
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: YES
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: SPEAKERS, WATER, A CD, AND A LIGHT
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: TOO LAZY MAN
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: A TV
333.) What time is it?: 1:22AM
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: PROBABLY SLEEPING
335.) Why aren’t you doing it?: I REALLY WANNA KINDA GET THIS DONE
336.) Is your room a mess now?: ITS NOT TOO BAD
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: NO
338.) What are any people around you doing?: MY DADS IN THE OTHER ROOM WATCHING TV, AND PROBABLY DOZING OFF
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: SLEEPING
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: I WAS
Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: 45 MINUTES
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: YES
343.) If so, what?: EYELINER, FONDATION, LOTION, MASCARA, EYE SHADOWS
344.) Are your looks important to you?: YES
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: YES
346.) What would you change?: ME WEIGHT
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: DOWN, PIG TALES, HAIR SPRAYED TO THE MAXXXXX
348.) Do you dye your hair?: YES
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: YES
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: BLONDE
351.) What is your eye color?: BLUE/GREEN/GRAY
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: NO
353.) Do you look like your parents?: YES
354.) Is that good or bad?: BAD
355.) Do you turn strange colors Sometimes?: NO
356.) Why?: I DONT KNOW HAH
357.) Do you have any piercings?: NO
358.) Any tattoos?: NO
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: YES
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: YES
Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: YES
362.) Out of your state?: YES
363.) Out of your city?: YES
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: YES
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: THE WEEKEND TO THE MOUNTIANS
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: NO
367.) In a boat?: YES
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: NO
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: ALOT
370.) Do you drive?: YES
Cars
371.) Favorite car?: ONE THAT HAS WHEELS
372.) Color for that car?: ORANGE
373.) Do you have your liscense?: NO
374.) Permit?: YES
375.) Do you like fast cars?: I DONT CARE
Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: 8 HOURS
377.) Is this enough?: NO
378.) Do you dream every night?: YES
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: SOMETHING ABOUT NAILPOLISH
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: PROBABLY
381.) Do you sleep in school?: NO
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: DID A FEW TIMES
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: SIDE
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: YES
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: A BLACK ONE
Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: ONCE EVERY 3 MONTHS PROBABLY
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: NOT THAT I KNOW OF
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: IF I KNOW THEM ALL
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: NOT REALLY
395.) Do you go clubbing?: NO
396.) Ever been drunk?: YES
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: YES
398.) For what?: MY FRIENDS BEING TOO SCARED TO BE THERE
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: NO
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: NO
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: YES
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: NO
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: YES
404.) What about those racing games?: LOVE EM'
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: NONE
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: 1
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: I JUST DRESS MYSELF
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: ONCE A MONTH MAYBE
409.) Who has the best parties?: I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THAT
Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: YES
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: YES
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: NO
414.) Who?: NO ONE
415.) Do they know?: NOPE
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: 2
417.) Kissed in the past year? 3
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: YES
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: MY PARENTS, A FEW BOYFRIENDS I THOUGHT I LOVED
420.) Did you mean it?: TO MY PARENTS YES, AND AT THE TIME
421.) If you didn’t mean in, why did you bother saying it?: ...
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: WHEN I'M INTOXICATED
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: OUT TO EAT, MOVIES, THE PARK
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: WHEN BRENDON TOOK ME OUT TO DINNER
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: IF I BREAK UP WITH THEM, NO
Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: BRITNEY
427.) Justin or JC: JUSTIN
428.) Frodo or Sam: FRODO
429.) B2K or Nsync: B2K
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: BART SIMPSON
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: FRANKENSTEIN
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: SIMON COWELL
433.) Conan or Jay: CONAN
434.) Rosie O’Donnell or Boy George: ROSIE O'DONNEL
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: CARMEN ELECTRA
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: TOMMY LEE
437.) Bill O’Reilly or Chris Matthews: CHRIS MATTHEWS
Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: EVERYONE WHOS HELPING ME THROUGH LIFE AND MY GRANDPA
439.) Why do you look up to them?: THEY ARE AMAZING AND YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: NO
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: LIFE GOES ON
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: NO
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: YES
More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: PRETTY GOOD
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: NO
446.) What kind?: GLAZED
447.) Do you like chocolate?: NOT REALLY
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: NO
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: ONCE
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: STAY OUT
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: NO
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: NOPE
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: NOPE
454.) How is this survey so far?: GOOD
455.) Do you like the movie ‘Fantasia’?: YES
What’s Your Take On…
456.) Life: VERY GOOD
457.) The world: FUCKED UP
458.) President Bush: NOT GETTING INTO THAT
459.) Ahhhhnold: HES FUNNY
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: THAT WILL BE INTRESTING
461.) Howard Stern: NO IDEA
462.) The war in Iraq: DONT WANT TO GET INTO THAT
463.) the economy: HORRIBLE
464.) jay-z retiring: WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN
465.) school: WASTE OF TIME
466.) going to college: IF PEOPLE WANT TO
467.) marriage: GOOD
468.) football: STUPID
469.) baseball: STUPID
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: ITS THEIR LIFE
Do You…
471.) Pick your nose?: WHEN I GOT A BOOGER
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: NO
473.) Fart a lot?: YES
474.) Burp a lot?: YES
475.) Do stupid things in public?: YES
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: NO
477.) Have random hallucinations?: NO
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: USE TO
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: YES
480.) Wear leg warmers?: SOMETIMES
481.) Sing in the shower?: SOMETIMES
482.) Play any card game?: SOMETIMES
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: WELL A CAT
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: NO
485.) Have a snake?: NO
486.) Have webbed feet?: NO
487.) Wear colorful socks?: YES
488.) Have a life?: YES
489.) Drink coffee?: NO
490.) Drink tea?: NO
Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: XXXCHOBAGXXX
492.) Emails?: NIGHTFU11OFSTARS@YAHOO.COM
493.) Do you have a website?: DOES MYSPACE COUNT?
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: YES
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: YES
496.) What are your favorite websites?: MYSPACE, LJ, DEVIANT ART, YOUTUBE
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: I DONT DO ONLINE SHOPPING
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: NO
499.) If so, what?: NOTHING
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: NO IDEA
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: NO
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: NO
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: DEDE
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud? (i.e. saying "LOL"): A FEW TIMES
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN?: AIM
506.) Whats your desktop background?: A DARKROOM PICTURE
507.) Whats your AIM icon?: BETTLEJUICE
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: 100
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: BOTH
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: NO
Presents
511.) Whats the best present you’ve ever received?: A REALLY GOOD DIGI CAMERA
512.) Whats the worst present you’ve ever received?: PENCILS WITH MY NAME ON THEM
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: YES
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn’t get them one?: YESS
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: NO
More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: 90.5 WBER
517.) Favorite day of the week: FRIDAY
518.) Favorite fruit: APPLE
519.) Favorite vegetable: CORN
520.) Favorite lunch meat: HAM AND TURKEY
521.) Favorite candy bar: KIT-KAT
522.) Favorite nail polish: ANY BRIGHT COLOR
523.) Favorite chair: ONE THATS COMFFY
524.) Favorite early morning show: I DONT WATCH TV IN THE MORNING
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: DONT WATCH THAT
526.) Favorite writing paper: NOTEBOOK PAPER
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: THE ADS
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): JESSIE
529.) Favorite distant relative: GEORGE
530.) Favorite dessert: PIE
531.) Favorite weather: SUNNY AND WARM
532.) Favorite season: SUMMER AND FALL
533.) Favorite shoe brand: VANS
534.) Favorite lunch: CHICKEN NUGGETTS
535.) Favorite breakfast: TRIX CEREAL
536.) Favorite author: JAMES FRAY
537.) Favorite gotten: WHAT?
536.) Favorite place to see concerts: PENNY
538.) Favorite band to see live: EMERY
539.) Favorite survey you’ve ever taken: THIS ONE
More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: ADIDAS
541.) Alone/With friends: WITH FRIENDS
542.) Work/Have off: HAVE OFF
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: BLUEBERRY
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: CHEECH AND CHONG
546.) Acid/Shrooms: SHROOMS
547.) Who/The Who: THE WHO
548.) Older/Newer: OLDER
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: REGULAR PRETZEL
550.) Have sex/Make love: MAKE LOVE
Have you ever…
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: YES
552.) Skipped school?: YES
553.) Done drugs?: YES
554.) Been drunk?: YES
555.) Been so drunk you couldn’t remember your own name?: YES
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: YES
557.) Gone insane?: YES
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: NO
559.) Been in a car accident?: ALMOST
560.) A bike accident?: YES
561.) Broken a bone?: NO
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: NO
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: YES
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: YES
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: PROBABLY
566.) More than 12 hours?: PROBABLY
567.) How about 5 hours?: YES
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: YES
569.) Passed out from hunger?: YEAH
570.) Been to a LAN party?: NO
Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: NO
572.) How about swim meets?: NO
573.) Tennis matches?: YES
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: NO
575.) The ones with Richard?: NO
576.) How about Match Game?: NO
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: NO
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE THINGS, I USE TO
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: NO
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: NO
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: YES
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: USE TO
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: YES
584.) Do you like TiVo?: NO
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: NO
586.) VCR’s or DVD players?: DVD
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: NO, I WANT TO BE
588.) A vegan?: NO
589.) Vegetarian?: NO
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: PHOTOGRAPHER
Do you know…
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: NO IDEA
592.) Two years ago?: AGAIN, NO IDEA
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: NO IDEA
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: NO
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: NOPE
596.) The Queen of England?: NOPE
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: NOPE
598.) Espanol?: A LITTLE
599.) Deutsch?: NOPE
600.) Japanese?: NOPE
601.) François?: NOPE
602.) Chinese?: NOPE
603.) Portuguese?: NOPE
604.) (If you don’t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): NOPE
605.) The capital of Switzerland?: NOPE
606.) The capital of the US?: NOPE
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: NOPE
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: ENGLISH AND SPANISH
609.) How to fly a kite?: NOPE
610.) How to surf?: NOPE
611.) Skateboard?: KINDA
612.) How about rollerblade?: YES
613.) What year the Korean war started?: NOPE
Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: WHEN I THINK ABOUT MY GRANDPA
615.) Happy eyed?: BRENDON AND JESSIE AND DEEF
616.) What song always makes you sad?: ANY OLD BOYFRIEND SONG
617.) Happy?: SKA
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: DEEF
619.) Really depressed?: OLD BOYFRIENDS?
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: I CAN BE
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: YEAH IF I DONT TAKE MY MEDS
622.) A naturally happy person?: YES
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: FEW HOURS
624.) What do you do?: CRY OR SHUT PEOPLE OUT
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: NO IDEA
The Last Person To…
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: BRENDON
627.) Talk to you?: JESSIES MOM
628.) IM you?: WBER
629.) Touch you physically?: BRENDON
630.) Touch you emotionally?: BRENDON
631.) Hurt you?: NO IDEA
632.) Make you feel good?: BRENDON
633.) Scold you?: NO IDEA
634.) Praise you?: NO IDEA
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: JESSIES MOM
Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: NO
637.) What do other people think of you?: I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THAT
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: A BITCH, A CRAZED MANIAC, AND A NICE PERSON
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: COULDN'T TELL YA
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: NO
641.) A weak person?: YES
642.) Are you stressed out?: NOT REALLY
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: YEAH
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: NO
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: YES
MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: TINKY WINKY, DIPSEY, LALA, POE.
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: YES
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: HAHA USE TO
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: OH SI SI
675.) Isn’t pig latin the best?: YES
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: PEOPLE SAY I DO
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: YES
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: NO
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: NO
680.) Are you in an asylum?: NO
681.) College?: NO
682.) What is your favorite scent?: CURVE
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: SOMETIMES
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: APPLE BEES
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: LOVE
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: HEARTBREAK
687.) Do like Spongebob?: SOMETIMES
688.) Do you think he’s gay?: YES
689.) How about Squidward? NOPE
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: NO I JUST SAY I DIDNT FEEL LIKE DOING IT
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: I DONT HAVE HOMEWORK
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: NO
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby" << use that phrase a lot?: NO
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: NO
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: NO
697.) Don’t you wish they would make them for humans too?: YES
698.) Where is your second home?: BRENDONS
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: YES
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don’t need to look up?: ALOT, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I KNOW WHO THEY ALL BELONG TO
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: YES
702.) Can you do the limbo?: NO
703.) Do you make New Year’s Resolutions?: NO
Which Friend…
704.) Has the best taste in music?: ALL OF MY FRIENDS
705.) Has the coolest name?: NO IDEA
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: NO IDEA
707.) Has the nicest hair?: DEEF
708.) Has the fittest body?: NO IDEA
709.) Do you hang out with most?: BRENDON
710.) Has the coolest parents?: BRENDON
711.) Lives closest to you?: DEEF AND JESSIE
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: THE HILTON KIDS
713.) Can you relate to most?: I GUESS
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: NO IDEA
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: JESSIE AND DEEF
Word Association!
716.) blow: JOB
717.) lollipop: CANDY
718.) obnoxious: JESSIE
719.) cold: HATE
720.) hot: SUMMER
721.) smell: GROSS
722.) car: WHELLS
723.) rain: HATE
724.) wet: WATER
725.) steamy: SHOWER
726.) bite: OW
727.) beer: EW
728.) rock: CANDY
729.) hard: PENIS
730.) soft: CAT
OK Here’s the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: NO
732.) What’s your favorite place to be kissed?: LIPS, NECK, POON-TANG
733.) Are you a tease?: I USE TO BE
734.) Spit or swallow: HAVENT ENCOUNTERED THAT YET
More "Do you"…
735.) Twirl your hair?: YES
736.) Hate yourself?: NO
737.) Want to kill yourself?: NO
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: NO.
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: YES
740.) Touch your face a lot?: YES
741.) Watch MTV?: NO
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: YES
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people’s differences?: YES.
744.) Wish you could fly?: YES
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: YES
746.) Read minds?: SOMETIMES
747.) Watch wrestling?: NO
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: SOMETIMES
749.) Work out?: NO
750.) Play any sports?: NO
More Have You Ever…
751.) Gotten a DUI?: NO
752.) A speeding ticket?: NO
753.) Been in a fist fight?: NO.
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: NO
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: NO
756.) Held a gun?: YES
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: NO
758.) Been used?: YES
759.) Been rejected?: YES
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: YES
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: YES
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: YES
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: YES
764.) Tackled the mailman?: NO
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: YES
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: YES
767.) Done crack?: NO
768.) Done cocaine?: NO
769.) Passed out during school?: YES
770.) Had unprotected sex?: NO
More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: NO
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: NO IDEA
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: NO
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: NO
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: YES
776.) Are baseball games fun?: NO
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: NO IDEA
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: YES
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: YES
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: YES
781.) Do you like U2?: YES
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: NOT YET HAH
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: NO
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: SOMETIMES
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: YES
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: NO
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: BROKEN ONES
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: YES
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: NEVER.
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: OAR I THINK
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: EVERYDAY
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: YES
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: NO HAH
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: YES
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: NO
796.) Do you pray daily?: NEVER HAVE
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: I'LL BE DEAD
798.) Are you paranoid?: NOT REALLY
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: YES
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: NO.
Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: NO IDEA
802.) Power Ranger: YELLOW
803.) Rugrat: SUZIE
804.) Powerpuff Girl: BUTTERCUP
805.) Villain: YOUR MOM
Do You Own…
806.) A cell phone?: NO
807.) A CPR certification card?: NO
808.) A Member’s Only jacket?: NO
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: YES
810.) A porno?: YES
811.) A gun?: USE TO
812.) A pair of toe socks?: YES
813.) A portable DVD player?: NO
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: NO
815.) A car?: YES
816.) A trucker hat?: YES
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: YES
818.) A wife beater?: YES
819.) A butcher knife?: NO
820.) A pocket knife?: NO
821.) A Rolex?: NO
822.) A bike?: YES
823.) A thong?: YES
824.) A bikini?: YES
825.) A speedo (guys)?: YES
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: NO
827.) A drum set?: NO
828.) An electric guitar?: YES
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: YES
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: NO
More Random Questions….no they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: NO
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: NO
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: YES
834.) How big is your backyard?: A LITTLE BIGGER THAN AVERAGE
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: NO
836.) Hairy chests?: NO
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: BRENDONS OLDER, SO YEAH
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: NO
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: WHAT?
841.) Are you on any medication?: YES, ZOLOFT
842.) Do you have asthma?: NO
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: NO
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: NO
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: NO
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: AWHILE AGO
847.) What is your hair length?: ALMOST TO MY SHOULDERS
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: NO
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: NO
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: I DONT WEAR RINGS
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: YES
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: NO
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: YES
854.) What’s your take on the show Judge Judy?: I LOVE HER
855.) When did WW2 start?: BEFORE IT ENDED
856.) When did it end?: AFTER IT STARTED
857.) What is your nationality?: IRISH, ENGLISH AND SPANISH
858.) Where did your family come from?: THEIR MOMS
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: PROBALBY
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: NOT REALLY
861.) Do you believe in angels?: YES
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: SOMETIMES
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 45%.
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get people’s reactions?: YES
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: NO
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: NO
867.) Aren’t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: NO
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: YES
869.) Do you collect anything?: PROBABLY
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: NOT YET
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: ACTUALLY THEIR POLICE
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: EW
873.) Favorite finger?: MIDDLE
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: NONE
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: NO
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they’re so sad and stupid?: YES
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: YES
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: WHY NOT
879.) Do you grind a lot?: NO
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: NO
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: YES
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: YES
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: YES
884.) OK be honest…hows the survey so far?: ITS PRETTY GOOD.
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: YES
886.) What time is it?: 10:28 AM
887.) Do you use the word ‘uber’ a lot?: NO
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don’t?: YES.
889.) Can you take a crap in other people’s houses without feeling awkward?: YES
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: NOPE
891.) What did you do?: FUN
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "fuck"?: YES
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: YES
894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don’t?: YES
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: YES
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: SHIT
897.) What does PMS stand for?: PRETTY MEAN SISTER
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: WHAT
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: NO
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: TILL IM DONE
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: NO.
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: NO IDEA
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: 109
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: NEVER SEEN THEM
905.) How about Good Fellas?: NEVER SEEN
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: NEVER SEEN
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: NO
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: NO
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: NOT TODAY
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: DEDE
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: NO IDEA
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: YES
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: NO
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: YES
915.) Do you use a calculator?: WHEN I NEED IT
916.) What kind is it?: ONE WITH NUMBERS
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: YES
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: YES.
919.) Don’t they suck?: NO
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: NO
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: YES
923.) Are you a racist?: NO
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: NO IDEA
925.) Do you diet?: I WANT TO
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: NO
Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, SO MAYBE 2 OR 3 TIMES A WEEK
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: NO
929.) How often do you wash your face?: WHEN I WANT TO
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: SOMETIMES
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: NOT ALL THE TIME
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: NO
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: YES
934.) Do you cough a lot?: NOT REALLY
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: COVER MY MOUTH
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: YES
Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: NO.
938.) Do you have OCD?: ABOUT SOME THINGS
939.) Do you have ADHD?: YES
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: NO
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: BOTH
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: NO.
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: YES
944.) The monkey pox?: NO
945.) The mumps?: NO
946.) The measles?: NO
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: YES
The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: NO
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: JUST WAS
950.) In the newspaper?: YES
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: NO
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: NO
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: YES
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: YESSSS
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: NO IDEA WHO THAT IS SORRY
956.) Throw me some Polish names: WHATT
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 6 1/2
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 7
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: AVERAGE
960.) How much do you weigh?: TOO MUCH
961.) How tall are you?: 5'1
962.) Do you have cankles?: NO
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: NO
964.) Fat thighs?: YES
965.) Do you shave your toes?: NO
966.) Do you shave your legs?: YES
967.) How often?: WHEN I NEED TO
968.) How about those armpits?: YES
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: NO
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: USE TO
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: YES
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: NO
975.) Do you snore?: SOMETIMES
976.) Do you have your own room?: YES
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: NO
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: NO
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: NO
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: NO IDEA WHO HE IS
981.) How about Tim Curry?: NOPE
982.) Are you ticklish?: YES
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: NO
984.) A lesbian aunt?: NO
985.) Do you like salad?: NO
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: YES
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: NO
988.) Are you artsy?: YES
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: YES
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: NO
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: PUMPKIN
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: YES
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: DEPENDS HOW YOU LOOK AT IT/LIFE
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger’s, nephew’s, horse?: NO IDEA
995.) Do you like cheese?: YES
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: NO
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: YES
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: NO
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: NO I DONT THINK SO
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: PROBABLY
1001.) Do you think too much? PROBABLY