a coversation between old friends.
o hello stress and anxiety, haven't seen you in a while. i was beginning to wonder where you'd gone to. my mother? o, well subtlety never was your strongest asset. crazed lunatic was more your style. i'm glad your sticking to the classics.
what's that you say, I have bleach in my eyes? o yes, now that you mention it they are burning ferociously. thank you.
i'm going to sit here in my new leather coat with the enormous collar popped even though it's 85 out. because fuck you, that's what.