Post by TWEAK
Hi everyone, it's me, Tweak. Mommy always gets to tell you how she is and what she's up to so now it's MY turn! ha!
Ok, first of all... What's up with this biatch??? She keeps leaving for days and leaving me with that fat guy. Then HE leaves and I'm all alone except for random strangers who come feed me. Now every time someone leaves, I get so SCARED they're not coming back! BASTARDS !!!!
And yo, mom, can we say STRING CHEESE OBSESSION here?!!! I mean, yeah, it's good, but you're kinda fat still... the least you could do is share. I try to play with it constantly and she yells at me. Arrrgh.
Then there's the new desk. It's got a kitty shelf, right? But she keeps putting the keyboard on it. As if the keyboard needs it's own shelf more than ME! Where is the love, ma?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure she's not going anywhere soon. I heard her talking to someone named "John" who she refers to as my "daddy" sometimes. Hmm.... I don't get it. I've got an Uncle Matt (aka the fat guy) and and Uncle Phil (who I've managed to IM all on my own, but I never see anymore)... but what makes this guy my "daddy", eh? All I know is that he's planning on coming up here soon and if he takes my spot on the bed, he's gonna get it! Oh I WILL bust out the bunny feet!!!
So, yeah.. that's what's new with ME. Me, damnit, ME! The freakin' one-eyed wonder cat. And let me just mention, Just Because YOU can't see the bugs I chase, doesn't mean they're INVISIBLE, guys! Maybe my lack of distance vision means I've got the X-RAY scope instead... ever think of that?!!!
TWEAK
Ok, first of all... What's up with this biatch??? She keeps leaving for days and leaving me with that fat guy. Then HE leaves and I'm all alone except for random strangers who come feed me. Now every time someone leaves, I get so SCARED they're not coming back! BASTARDS !!!!
And yo, mom, can we say STRING CHEESE OBSESSION here?!!! I mean, yeah, it's good, but you're kinda fat still... the least you could do is share. I try to play with it constantly and she yells at me. Arrrgh.
Then there's the new desk. It's got a kitty shelf, right? But she keeps putting the keyboard on it. As if the keyboard needs it's own shelf more than ME! Where is the love, ma?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure she's not going anywhere soon. I heard her talking to someone named "John" who she refers to as my "daddy" sometimes. Hmm.... I don't get it. I've got an Uncle Matt (aka the fat guy) and and Uncle Phil (who I've managed to IM all on my own, but I never see anymore)... but what makes this guy my "daddy", eh? All I know is that he's planning on coming up here soon and if he takes my spot on the bed, he's gonna get it! Oh I WILL bust out the bunny feet!!!
So, yeah.. that's what's new with ME. Me, damnit, ME! The freakin' one-eyed wonder cat. And let me just mention, Just Because YOU can't see the bugs I chase, doesn't mean they're INVISIBLE, guys! Maybe my lack of distance vision means I've got the X-RAY scope instead... ever think of that?!!!
TWEAK