Bummer city
Ok guys it is time for a shame report on myself in the hopes that getting this all down will help me stop being a total buzzkill/moron/stupid idiot
SHAME REPORT:
- I got a big promotion at work which doubles my pay and gives me health insurance and all that lovely stuff. UNfortunately I have been extremely depressed about it because I was supposed to go on a wonderful amazing two-week adventure with Collin and his family to ALASKA and because of this promotion (which I basically had to take in order to survive) I will not be able to go. I got the promotion on Monday, then SOBBED at work and two people SAW ME and it was so humiliating it felt just like falling down all of the stairs on earth and at the bottom is the love of your life with his new prettier girlfriend and then they just look at you like oh how saaad
- I have continued this sobbing since Monday, except thankfully not at work except for one single tear which my boss saw, but luckily he is a cool dude and pretended he didn't see it even though I know he did and decided to take me take me out for beers after work instead of saying, "don't cry Elizabeth, there will be other Alaskas"
- I have not been going to the gym. Because I am sad. Which is not an excuse. Not at all. Not even a lil bit
- I am doing a BAD JOB of quitting smoking. Did I tell you guys I was trying to quit smoking? Well I am. Trying and failing
- Everyone looks great and feels great and I feel like a big huge fat failure stupidly living my stupid huge fat life which I should be thankful for but instead of thankful I just feel cheated
- I want cheetos
NOW HERE IS WHERE I ENCOURAGE MYSELF TO NOT BE SO SAD:
- Hey Elizabeth you got this job that you wanted, remember? Great job. There will be other Alaskas
- Sometimes it is just fine to cry, but let's buck up and not cry all of the time though, ok?
- You can mope until Monday, but then let's go to gym every day with Ange. That was fun, remember?
- That's ok, it is hard to quit smoking. Keep trying and don't give up
- You are not fat, you are just not toned. There is a DIFFERENCE
- You can have cheetos after you go to the gym Monday-Friday with Ange. But only a couple
SHAME REPORT:
- I got a big promotion at work which doubles my pay and gives me health insurance and all that lovely stuff. UNfortunately I have been extremely depressed about it because I was supposed to go on a wonderful amazing two-week adventure with Collin and his family to ALASKA and because of this promotion (which I basically had to take in order to survive) I will not be able to go. I got the promotion on Monday, then SOBBED at work and two people SAW ME and it was so humiliating it felt just like falling down all of the stairs on earth and at the bottom is the love of your life with his new prettier girlfriend and then they just look at you like oh how saaad
- I have continued this sobbing since Monday, except thankfully not at work except for one single tear which my boss saw, but luckily he is a cool dude and pretended he didn't see it even though I know he did and decided to take me take me out for beers after work instead of saying, "don't cry Elizabeth, there will be other Alaskas"
- I have not been going to the gym. Because I am sad. Which is not an excuse. Not at all. Not even a lil bit
- I am doing a BAD JOB of quitting smoking. Did I tell you guys I was trying to quit smoking? Well I am. Trying and failing
- Everyone looks great and feels great and I feel like a big huge fat failure stupidly living my stupid huge fat life which I should be thankful for but instead of thankful I just feel cheated
- I want cheetos
NOW HERE IS WHERE I ENCOURAGE MYSELF TO NOT BE SO SAD:
- Hey Elizabeth you got this job that you wanted, remember? Great job. There will be other Alaskas
- Sometimes it is just fine to cry, but let's buck up and not cry all of the time though, ok?
- You can mope until Monday, but then let's go to gym every day with Ange. That was fun, remember?
- That's ok, it is hard to quit smoking. Keep trying and don't give up
- You are not fat, you are just not toned. There is a DIFFERENCE
- You can have cheetos after you go to the gym Monday-Friday with Ange. But only a couple