This is brilliant
11 Things Women Don't Know About Men
4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. -- this one is a toughie for me.
5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. -- Hm...but if it's warranted...
6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. -- I so believe this!
7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it. -- I can see his point! I prefer the sit down and talk bit, and I love to talk about "guy" stuff--sports, f'r instance.
8. There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours. -- I have been *so* guilty of this.
9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it. -- Number one favorite thing to do! Well, except for...that. *blush*
11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn't mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway. -- This has never bothered me. I was told by a married woman years ago that it's completely healthy for men to look and fantasize. It's when they don't look that should raise suspicion, 'cause those are the ones who are actually cheating.
12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend's a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who's giving you advice about the jerk.) -- I love my nice guy friends. Too bad they're all taken already (for the most part).
4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. -- this one is a toughie for me.
5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. -- Hm...but if it's warranted...
6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. -- I so believe this!
7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it. -- I can see his point! I prefer the sit down and talk bit, and I love to talk about "guy" stuff--sports, f'r instance.
8. There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours. -- I have been *so* guilty of this.
9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it. -- Number one favorite thing to do! Well, except for...that. *blush*
11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn't mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway. -- This has never bothered me. I was told by a married woman years ago that it's completely healthy for men to look and fantasize. It's when they don't look that should raise suspicion, 'cause those are the ones who are actually cheating.
12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend's a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who's giving you advice about the jerk.) -- I love my nice guy friends. Too bad they're all taken already (for the most part).