─ four; video (backdated to before thanksgiving)
[ as soon as the video starts, energetic (and a bit annoying) music can be heard in the background. the scene is the living room of one of Salkia's apartments, and it doesn't seem like anyone's around ─ that is, until Kisara pops up from behind the couch, wearing... oh dear Ra, what is she wearing? ]
You want to stay warm when it's cold and chilly, but raising your heating bill? That's just silly! But you can be warm and cuddly, if you just get on your Snuggie! [ yep, Kisara's been affected by the event. she's talking loudly and confidently, for once! she pauses, and the background music gets louder, as people sing "Get on your Snuggie!" over and over again ]
That's right, the cold weather is back, but so is the warmth of our hot new Snuggie! It's the blanket with sleeves we all love, made of thick fleece, and now in new colors, such as royal blue, forest green, and soft rose! Snuggie is designed to keep you warm, while keeping your arms totally free! [ as a way of demonstration, Kisara shows all the things you can do with the Snuggie that you couldn't before. like sitting on the couch and answering the phone! she stands back up and throws her hands into the air ]
Snuggie is super large, so one size fits all! It's perfect for men and women, and children love 'em, too! Similar products sell for up to 60 monies! But call today, and this all-new ultra-soft Snuggie can be yours, for the low price of just 19.95 monies! [ "That's right!" the chorus chants, then goes back to singing ]
And that's not all! Order now and we'll throw in an extra Snuggie ─ for free! But the deals don't stop there! We'll also include our special edition zebra print Snuggie! This can all be yours, and with no extra charge! Call now!
[ Kisara stands there smiling, proudly displaying her Snuggie as a number scrolls across the bottom of the screen. after a few minutes it fades away, taking the music with it, and she blinks, suddenly looking very confused. with a glance at what she's wearing, she shakes her hands, causing the large Snuggie sleeves to flop around ]
Wh... what?
You want to stay warm when it's cold and chilly, but raising your heating bill? That's just silly! But you can be warm and cuddly, if you just get on your Snuggie! [ yep, Kisara's been affected by the event. she's talking loudly and confidently, for once! she pauses, and the background music gets louder, as people sing "Get on your Snuggie!" over and over again ]
That's right, the cold weather is back, but so is the warmth of our hot new Snuggie! It's the blanket with sleeves we all love, made of thick fleece, and now in new colors, such as royal blue, forest green, and soft rose! Snuggie is designed to keep you warm, while keeping your arms totally free! [ as a way of demonstration, Kisara shows all the things you can do with the Snuggie that you couldn't before. like sitting on the couch and answering the phone! she stands back up and throws her hands into the air ]
Snuggie is super large, so one size fits all! It's perfect for men and women, and children love 'em, too! Similar products sell for up to 60 monies! But call today, and this all-new ultra-soft Snuggie can be yours, for the low price of just 19.95 monies! [ "That's right!" the chorus chants, then goes back to singing ]
And that's not all! Order now and we'll throw in an extra Snuggie ─ for free! But the deals don't stop there! We'll also include our special edition zebra print Snuggie! This can all be yours, and with no extra charge! Call now!
[ Kisara stands there smiling, proudly displaying her Snuggie as a number scrolls across the bottom of the screen. after a few minutes it fades away, taking the music with it, and she blinks, suddenly looking very confused. with a glance at what she's wearing, she shakes her hands, causing the large Snuggie sleeves to flop around ]
Wh... what?