Dammit
I was going to post a long entry about the festival I went to this weekend, but it was accidentally deleted just before I finished. I am a very slow typist, so I'm going to write it tomorrow instead. Stupid LJ.
British
[] You drink a lot of tea
[X] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy..
[] you can eat a Full English Breakfast
[] you dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike Randoms
[] its football...not soccer
Total = 3
Australian
[] you wear flip flops all year
[X] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[] you love a backyard barbie
[X] you know a barbie is not just a doll
[] you love the beach
[] sometimes you swear without realizing
[] you're a sports fanatic
[X] you are tanned
[] you're a bit of a bogan
[] you have an australian something (shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 3
Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] your last name ends in a vowel.
[] your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[X] you know how a real meatball tastes. *and man are they good*
[] you know Italian songs.
[] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[] you speak some italian
[X]you are under 5'10''.
[X] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[] you talk with your hands.
Total = 4
Mexican
[] you say member instead of remember
[] you speak spanish or some
[X] you like tacos
[] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] you are dark skinned
[X] you know what a Puta is.
[X] you talk fast occasionally.
[X] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] you know what platanos are
Total = 4
Russian
[] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[] you get short tempered
[X] you know of somebody named natasha
[] you get cold easily
[] rain is fun for you
[] You get into contests all the time
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total = 1
Irish
[] you love to drink
[] you have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,*on*,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[X] you have blue or green eyes.
[X] you like the color green.
[] you have a family member from Ireland..
[] you have blonde hair
[X] you have/had freckles
[X] your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 4
African American
[] you say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair
[] you like rap
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[] you think President George W. Bush is racist
[X] you like chicken
[] you like watermelon
[] you can dance (in a manner of speaking)
[] you can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 1
Asian
[] you have slanty/small eyes
[X] you like rice a lot
[X] you are good at math
[X] you have played the piano
[] you have family from asia
[X] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] most people think you're chinese
[] you call hurricanes typhoons
[] you go to Baulko
Total = 4
German
[X] you like bread
[] you think American Chocolate is good.
[] you Speak some German
[] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[X] you went to Pre-school.
[X] you're over 5'2"
Total = 3
Canadian
[X] you like/play/played hockey
[] you love beer
[X] You say eh
[] you know what poutine is
[] you speak some french
[] you love Tim Horton's
[] at one point you lived in a farm house
[X] you watch/watched degrassi
Total = 3
American
[] hate foreigners
[] hate non-Christians
[] lazy
[X] not cultured
[] hate abortion (ish)
[] love the death penalty
[] don't read
[] shop at walmart
total = 1
Apparently I am equal parts Asian, Irish, Mexican and Italian. Who knew?