Applesauce.

[blueraptor]

Me: 'What the hell are you doing?'
Kendra; "what does it look like?'
Me: "Is that the appplesauce!?'
Kendra: 'Yeah'
Me: "Are you chugging the applesauce!?"'
Kendra: 'Why not?'
Me: 'Who drinks applesauce from the jar? Who the hell Chugs applesauce!?'
Kendra: 'I can't help it you don't like good food and food that's good for you.'
Me: 'But chugging it!?'
Kendra: 'Hey somebody has to chug applesauce! Why do you think there's a grip on it?'
Me: 'To pour it,'
Kendra: 'No, so you can chug it! Like this:'
Kendra chugs applesauce.

Yeah.