bribe me, baby
I think karieflybabe tagged me on this one. So.
5 Things With Which I Can Be Bribed:
1. Icons. I'm a whore for icons, I admit it, and I can't make the things worth a damn. Make me icons and I'll write whatever you want. (And yes, dustandroses, yours is forthcoming. I got sidetracked by porn.)
2. Boylan's ginger ale. Morgan knows this one; it's my favorite ginger ale and my second favorite soda (after Coke, which is less my favorite soda and more half my bloodstream) and he'll often buy it if he sees it at the store because he knows it makes me happy.
3. Conversation. I work ten-hour shifts in front of a computer and if there's downtime, omg talk to me. There's a reason I have all my contact info on my userinfo page. I don't care if you've never talked to me before, I don't care if you know nothing about me other than my fic and want to share the abbylove or the gibbslove or the love of Tony sucking Gibbs off in the sun-drenched kitchen with the scent of coffee in the air and Gibbs' hair is still damp from his shower and his hand on the back of Tony's neck and the soft curse Gibbs makes when he comes and the slow, deep kiss he gives Tony when Tony stands up and the way he slides his hands into Tony's pants and jerks him off with that sure grasp and the way he twists his hand just so until Tony comes all over Gibbs' fingers and Gibbs licks his hand clean and then they go to work. Yeah. What were we talking about?
Oh right. Talking. Please, for the love of my sanity, IM me. You might even get me to write you bits like the one above. Right, sandersyager?
4. Raspberry mochas, specifically with extra raspberry. Chocolate and raspberry is my favorite chocolate combination ever (there's a reason my OC Gil loves it) and my new addiction are these things. I get one just about every day at work; it's a great pick-me-up and the woman who makes it adds extra raspberry for me. Yum. I can be bribed very easily with the promise of chocolate and raspberry (milk chocolate, though; i don't like dark) and when you add the whole mocha part into it I'm your girl.
Tony likes mochas, I think, and Gibbs teases him about it because it's "girly" coffee, and there's nothing for that but to wrestle Gibbs on the bed, and sometimes Tony wins and pins him and straddles him and they have sex like that, with Tony on top riding Gibbs' cock with his head thrown back and his hands on Gibbs' chest and his eyes closed and Gibbs' hands on Tony's hips holding him tight. But sometimes Tony loses and Gibbs pins him down and fucks him from behind, slow and sure and steady until Tony's panting and his hands are scrabbling at the sheets and he'll agree to anything, including his girly taste in coffee, so long as Gibbs reaches under him and grabs his cock and pulls hard, just once, and Tony comes.
5. Computer equipment. I'm a geek, I'm a tech-addict, I want the newest and the best and the biggest. I want the 60GB video iPod, I want the ProBook, I want the 20" flat-panel monitor, I want the backlit keyboard and the wireless mouse and the Bluetooth headset for my Treo phone. Note that I have pretty much none of these things, because I'm poor, but I can dream.
I think Abby has orgasms over computer equipment, I really do. I think the sight of a new laptop makes her wet and I think that if Gibbs and Tony were to surprise her with a new computer for home she'd cream. She'd open the box and see the sleek, shiny new laptop inside and she'd have a spontaneous orgasm and then jump their bones.
Also, in case anyone caed, I have this username over on GJ. I haven't done a damn thing to the journal, but it exists. I think. I don't know why I did it--oh, yes I do. Call me a lemming.
*headdesk*
5 Things With Which I Can Be Bribed:
1. Icons. I'm a whore for icons, I admit it, and I can't make the things worth a damn. Make me icons and I'll write whatever you want. (And yes, dustandroses, yours is forthcoming. I got sidetracked by porn.)
2. Boylan's ginger ale. Morgan knows this one; it's my favorite ginger ale and my second favorite soda (after Coke, which is less my favorite soda and more half my bloodstream) and he'll often buy it if he sees it at the store because he knows it makes me happy.
3. Conversation. I work ten-hour shifts in front of a computer and if there's downtime, omg talk to me. There's a reason I have all my contact info on my userinfo page. I don't care if you've never talked to me before, I don't care if you know nothing about me other than my fic and want to share the abbylove or the gibbslove or the love of Tony sucking Gibbs off in the sun-drenched kitchen with the scent of coffee in the air and Gibbs' hair is still damp from his shower and his hand on the back of Tony's neck and the soft curse Gibbs makes when he comes and the slow, deep kiss he gives Tony when Tony stands up and the way he slides his hands into Tony's pants and jerks him off with that sure grasp and the way he twists his hand just so until Tony comes all over Gibbs' fingers and Gibbs licks his hand clean and then they go to work. Yeah. What were we talking about?
Oh right. Talking. Please, for the love of my sanity, IM me. You might even get me to write you bits like the one above. Right, sandersyager?
4. Raspberry mochas, specifically with extra raspberry. Chocolate and raspberry is my favorite chocolate combination ever (there's a reason my OC Gil loves it) and my new addiction are these things. I get one just about every day at work; it's a great pick-me-up and the woman who makes it adds extra raspberry for me. Yum. I can be bribed very easily with the promise of chocolate and raspberry (milk chocolate, though; i don't like dark) and when you add the whole mocha part into it I'm your girl.
Tony likes mochas, I think, and Gibbs teases him about it because it's "girly" coffee, and there's nothing for that but to wrestle Gibbs on the bed, and sometimes Tony wins and pins him and straddles him and they have sex like that, with Tony on top riding Gibbs' cock with his head thrown back and his hands on Gibbs' chest and his eyes closed and Gibbs' hands on Tony's hips holding him tight. But sometimes Tony loses and Gibbs pins him down and fucks him from behind, slow and sure and steady until Tony's panting and his hands are scrabbling at the sheets and he'll agree to anything, including his girly taste in coffee, so long as Gibbs reaches under him and grabs his cock and pulls hard, just once, and Tony comes.
5. Computer equipment. I'm a geek, I'm a tech-addict, I want the newest and the best and the biggest. I want the 60GB video iPod, I want the ProBook, I want the 20" flat-panel monitor, I want the backlit keyboard and the wireless mouse and the Bluetooth headset for my Treo phone. Note that I have pretty much none of these things, because I'm poor, but I can dream.
I think Abby has orgasms over computer equipment, I really do. I think the sight of a new laptop makes her wet and I think that if Gibbs and Tony were to surprise her with a new computer for home she'd cream. She'd open the box and see the sleek, shiny new laptop inside and she'd have a spontaneous orgasm and then jump their bones.
Also, in case anyone caed, I have this username over on GJ. I haven't done a damn thing to the journal, but it exists. I think. I don't know why I did it--oh, yes I do. Call me a lemming.
*headdesk*