Dear Amy Rose

[bluequills]

It seems like you want to suggest that there's something between us, when you and I both know that there's not. That's low, Amy. Real low. And the pictures? Pure EVIL. You wanna play hardball? Let's play hardball.

BEHOLD MY REBUTTAL

Comments

[sweep]

Been there before. Obsessive girls are scary.

.. But why aren't you wearing pants.

[bluequills]

It would slow me down. Restrict my leg movement, you know....

[sweep]

Even shorts??

[bluequills]

Yup. Even shorts. Although if you think about it, Amy there isn't wearing pants either, and SHE can't run even nearly as fast as me. Hmmmmm......

[sweep]

She's wearing a skirt, at least.

What's it like, being naked all the time?

[bluequills]

I don't really know, seeing as I've been naked all my life. But I felt strangely light and carefree when I removed my shoes and gloves. Maybe that's something? Light and carefree.....yes, I feel light and carefree.

(FREEEEEEEEEEEE.....AS THE WINDDDDDD...BLOWING INNNNNNNNN!)

[sweep]

Well. You've got fur, so I guess you're not really naked.