Pants on the Ground

[bluepixystix]

My dear young man,

I really think you should reconsider your method of wearing pants. You currently wear them *below* the curve of your rear end - in fact, they do not seem to cover your rear end at all - and that causes you to waddle. Observation has led me to conclude that you are waddling in order to keep your pants from ending up around

Comments

Curiosity

[darkeryet]

What's his taste in music?

Re: Curiosity

[bluepixystix]

It was. It was also something that would offend men, women, children, sheep, and most armchairs.

[brentwinsatlife]

I LOL'd.