Aug 05, 2008 01:31
"that's a lot though.. that's almost a 1/2 inch!"
"i tried to put away the towel and it wouldn't let go."
"was it trying to hold your hand?"
"yeah, and it wouldn't let go!"
"every time i slept later than 5 o'clock mike was like 'guess what time it is?'"
"you're pregnant!"
"you could hook up with a lot of people right now, like jeff!"
"you mean jesus??"
"why is there a button here?"
"it's for easy access."
"yeah but i don't have a weiner!"