Elliott, I'm a story-topper. You KNOW this about me.
Me-
I handled a claim today where a woman thought Steven Spielberg was trying to kill her by putting anthrax in her car.
Andrew-
oh yeah? I handled a claim today where the person's thermostat caught on fire, and they couldn't figure out how it started until they opened the wall and found frayed wires and a bunch of charred cockroaches. Turns out the wires sparked and set the cockroaches on fire which burnt the house.
Me-
oh really? I handled a claim where an animal died inside someone's engine and rotted, and they couldn't do any repairs until the exterminator came because front door was filled with maggot larvae.
Andrew-
uh......Sam told me yesterday that when a rodent crawls into a bee hive the bees all beat their wings really fast until the hive reaches 116 degrees. Which kills the rodent. But if they get to 119 degrees the bees will die too.
Me-
I guess you win.
Oddly enough this last time we had a conversation like this the Comcast guy was installing our internet and gave us free cable. That was probably a coincidence.
I handled a claim today where a woman thought Steven Spielberg was trying to kill her by putting anthrax in her car.
Andrew-
oh yeah? I handled a claim today where the person's thermostat caught on fire, and they couldn't figure out how it started until they opened the wall and found frayed wires and a bunch of charred cockroaches. Turns out the wires sparked and set the cockroaches on fire which burnt the house.
Me-
oh really? I handled a claim where an animal died inside someone's engine and rotted, and they couldn't do any repairs until the exterminator came because front door was filled with maggot larvae.
Andrew-
uh......Sam told me yesterday that when a rodent crawls into a bee hive the bees all beat their wings really fast until the hive reaches 116 degrees. Which kills the rodent. But if they get to 119 degrees the bees will die too.
Me-
I guess you win.
Oddly enough this last time we had a conversation like this the Comcast guy was installing our internet and gave us free cable. That was probably a coincidence.