Stolen from vampericclaret
1. Are you wearing shoes?
Nope!
2. What's the third letter in your name?
S
3. How old are you?
17... but I turn 18 in seven days!!!
4. What color is your underwear?
They're heather grey with a teal and green band.
5. Are you sick?
Define "sick."
6. Are you in school?
College.
7. Do you have scars?
Yes.
8. Are you on a laptop?
Nope! I'm on my PC... =)
9. Favorite gum?
Orbit White in either Bubblemint or Wintermint, even though I can only buy them at the gas station and they cost about seventy-five cents more.
10. Would you run nude for money?
Maybe. Depends on how much and where.
11. Are you wearing eyeliner?
Yep.
12. Name a sexy person?
Johnny Depp... though I kind of feel bad for the guy, seeing as he's forty-three and has fourteen yr. olds wanting to shag him. Poor thing. ; )
13. Do you speak Japanese?
No?
14. What's your mother like?
She's fricking awesome!!
15. Have you ever done coke?
No.
16. Are you in love with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Don't have one at the mo'.
17. Name three of your friends:
I don't have many friends right now... more like "acquaintances" or "people I work for." I mean, there's a few people on the net I talk to regularly, but it's really not like we're friends.... *scratches head* I don't know.
18. Last word(s) you said:
"luv ya, too. bye" (to my mom as I was leaving school)
19. If you could change one thing about this country what would it be?
mullets.
20. Favorite fragrance on the opposite sex(same sex)?
Opposite sex? I like a lot of stuff... I don't know what Dan and Matt wore, exactly, but it smelled great. AXE is always good, and so is Ralph Lauren's stuff... TAG is okay....
21. Anything interesting happening today?
I went to my first day of college!!! OMG!!1 Took me an hour to park, so I missed my very first class, and I didn't bring the page with my classroom numbers on it, so I was having to duck around and ask people for directions, which was embarrassing, and I was all sweaty from walking half a mile across campus to get to class in ten minutes... but it was sooo cool!!!!!
22. Have you ever been on a cruise?
Nope.
23. Do you have a sister?
Three of 'em, actually... and I'm fixin to get a stepsister... in like eighteen days!
24. Who said we should paint the white house black???
I don't know, but I signed the petition.
25. Would you rather have a pet monkey or a pet midget?
Monkey, as long as it was well-behaved and wore a diaper/labcoat.
26. Do you have a friend named Alex?
Used to. Well, he was a classmate, I guess, but yeah.
27. Does your name end with a Y?
Nope... I don't have a Y anywhere in my name.
28. Are you happy with the size of your privates?
*checks* I think I'm good.
29. Are your ears pierced?
Yep. And I'm going to get my eyebrow pierced after the wedding!!
30. Do you own a digital camera?
Nope. Just the one on my camera.
31. Have you been to D.C.?
Not yet.
32. Ass or tits?
Probably ass.
33. Ever had sushi?
Yes, and I don't particularly care for it.
34. Are you a big spender?
Not really. I can set a limit and stick to it... mostly.
35. What color is your chair?
White and some kind of really light coloured wood.
36. Where'd you get your pants?
Lane Bryant.
38. Have you dyed your hair red?
No- wait, yes - I did. I dyed it Blood Red after graduation, and it faded into this really awesome auburn/ginger colour, and now I'm going to dye it again, and it's (hopefully) going to be a similar color.
39. Are you tired?
Sort of. I need something to drink.
40. Do YoU wRiTe LiKe ThIs?
Oh, God no! My Caps Lock key would kill me!
41. Are you an idiot?
Um, I hope not!
42. Have you ever lost something important?
Yeah, once or twice, but it wasn't really important. Lyke, I haven't lost a thousand bucks or a wedding ring or anything.
44. Are you "Fake" at times?
I don't know.... I try not to be, but sometimes I do it anyway.
45. What's your favorite sleep wear?
A big tshirt, maybe some boxer shorts.
46. Are you bored?
Not really... I'm kind of excited.
47. Are you alone right now?
Ye
48. What did you last regret?
(OMG what was that last answer?!?) Oh yeah, now I remember... it was Matt and all the sh*t I put myself through over him. And my lame attempt to be a friend with benefits.
49. Are you a good kisser?
Probably not.
50. How many kids would you like?
However many I can afford. I've already named the first six.... lol.