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Awkward Conversation Generator...Have An Awkward Conversation!Oh god. Hi.:Hey...? I guess we should sit down...?:I guess so. Where do you want to sit?:This chair is nice looking. Do you want any coffee or anything? I can get it. If you want some I mean.:I'm good, thanks though. You sure?:Positive. So...you, uh...you're all set then?:Ready to go. Okay. Um. Where should we...start?:The beginning. That seems like a good place.:I know. Well, I feel betrayed.:I'm sorry to hear that. The dog feels betrayed too. Have you seen how sad Mr. Bookums is?:Well, not lately. Do you even CARE about Mr. Bookums?:Not particularly, to tell the truth. You don't care about anything but yourself, do you?:Is this a rhetorical question? I want my stuff back, what do you think about that?:It has been taking up a lot of space. Stop it.:I'll try. I SAID STOP IT!:I think you may be insane. Ok. Look. I'm sorry.:Are you really? No really, I'm...just going through some stuff right now. Ok?:I can understand that. It's just that I still...kind of...have feelings for you, and.....:Listen, it's over. I know, I know.:Obviously you don't. Look at Mr. Bookums! What is he doing?:I think he's peeing. Ha!:That's really not funny. I rather like that rug. Heh...well, maybe we should do this another time.:Perhaps. When is good for you?:Actually, my schedule is pretty full these days. I can't make it then.:Well, uh, that's too bad. Can you have any consideration for MY schedule ever?:You asked what time what time was good for me. You're going to be with him / her, aren't you?:He does have nice eyes. AREN'T YOU?:Please calm down. Fine. Fine! Goodbye.:*blinkblink* Take this survey | Find more surveys
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Awkward Conversation Generator...Have An Awkward Conversation!Oh god. Hi.:Hey...? I guess we should sit down...?:I guess so. Where do you want to sit?:This chair is nice looking. Do you want any coffee or anything? I can get it. If you want some I mean.:I'm good, thanks though. You sure?:Positive. So...you, uh...you're all set then?:Ready to go. Okay. Um. Where should we...start?:The beginning. That seems like a good place.:I know. Well, I feel betrayed.:I'm sorry to hear that. The dog feels betrayed too. Have you seen how sad Mr. Bookums is?:Well, not lately. Do you even CARE about Mr. Bookums?:Not particularly, to tell the truth. You don't care about anything but yourself, do you?:Is this a rhetorical question? I want my stuff back, what do you think about that?:It has been taking up a lot of space. Stop it.:I'll try. I SAID STOP IT!:I think you may be insane. Ok. Look. I'm sorry.:Are you really? No really, I'm...just going through some stuff right now. Ok?:I can understand that. It's just that I still...kind of...have feelings for you, and.....:Listen, it's over. I know, I know.:Obviously you don't. Look at Mr. Bookums! What is he doing?:I think he's peeing. Ha!:That's really not funny. I rather like that rug. Heh...well, maybe we should do this another time.:Perhaps. When is good for you?:Actually, my schedule is pretty full these days. I can't make it then.:Well, uh, that's too bad. Can you have any consideration for MY schedule ever?:You asked what time what time was good for me. You're going to be with him / her, aren't you?:He does have nice eyes. AREN'T YOU?:Please calm down. Fine. Fine! Goodbye.:*blinkblink* Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d
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