Bad Chinese Jokes

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Two nights ago, as our camp group was laying on mats looking up at the stars （plus Mars and Saturn!) that were actually visible becuase we were out of Beijing, I learned some really terrible Chinese jokes. Enjoy and/or be warned.

"第十一本书”。打一个成语。。。
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“不可思议”

“十只样蹲在羊圈,一直扬顿在猪圈”。打一个成语。。。
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“抑扬顿挫”