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If I were a decade, I'd be: the 80s
If I were a month, I'd be: July
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: mid-afternoon
If I were a planet, I'd be: Neptune
If I were a direction, I'd be: North
If I were a season, I'd be: Autumn
If I were something cold, I'd be: Lake Superior
If I were a sin, I'd be: Gluttony
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Melancholy
If I were a tree, I'd be: Northern Catalpa (Catalpa speciosa)
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Forget-me-not (Myosotis scorpioides)
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Minotaur
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: porcupinefish (Diodon hystrix)
If I could fly, I'd be: in the sky
If I were an insect, I'd be: a walkingstick (Phasmidae)
If I were a color, I'd be: deep blue
If I were a movie, I'd be: Pierrot le Fou
If I were a book, I'd be: The Waves
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: peter no tail
If I were an object, I'd be: a rock
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: an old person's davenport
If I were a writing utensil, I'd be: a waterman fountain pen
If I were a number, I'd be: miserable
If I were a letter, I'd be: q
If I were a shape, I'd be: triangle
If I were a liquid, I'd be: bubbly water
If I were a fruit, I'd be: apple
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: butternut squash
If I were a cereal, I'd be: heritage flakes
If I were a candy/sweet, I'd be: 70% dark chocolate
If I were a beverage I'd be: Gin Martini
If I were a meal of the day, I'd be: lunch
If I were an instument, I'd be: a viola
If I were a pattern, I'd be: paisley
If I were a piece a clothing, I'd be: trousers, full cut linen
If I were a ribbon, I'd tie myself around: little girls' ponytails