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What is your full name?
Ophelia L. Harper. We aren't going to discuss what the 'L' stands for because it's even worse than the 'Ophelia.'
Tell me about your family:
My mom and dad are divorced. Mom is on about the sixth in a long string of boyfriends. Dad is remarried to a rich woman in New Orleans. The adopted two girls, Mona and Alicia, about whom I know next to nothing. Kyle is my oldest brother at 24. He's getting married to Jessie at some indeterminate point in the future and they have a baby. I'm the next oldest. Then there's Jonny, 10 months younger than me, 17, and gay. He's currently going out with Orion and it's been over a year. Next is Sam, my 5yr old half brother. He's very gullible. Then Quindolyn, my baby sister, who usually gets called Quinny. That's all.
When’s your birthday?
June 18, 1986
What day do you wish was your birthday?
What's wrong with the day it is?
So how old are you?
18
Do you like being that age?
I'd rather be 21. Legal drinking age and all that.
What’s your school like?
Sucks
Do you even like your school?
Hell, no.
Do you have a job or are you too lazy like me?
Currently trying to find one.
Describe to me your personality:
I'm hyper a lot. Sometimes I get really depressed. Insane. I don't know.
What do you do when you’re bored?
Write. Read. Sure the 'net. Make long distance to phone calls to my cousin Krysta in Florida.
Well what do you do when the electricity goes out and you can’t rely on electronics to keep you occupied?
Read. Write. Sleep.
Are you into sports, more of the "fine arts," or a mix of both?
More fine arts nowdays. I used to play soccer and I'm currently taking a kickboxing class. I'm also going to be in Rocky Horror Picture Show in a couple of weeks and am contemplating doing a gig with Christien's band.
Are you a people person?
Depends on what kind of mood I'm in.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Does 18 count as grown up? I'd like to be on Broadway. Barring that, a graphic designer.
What is, in your opinion, the easiest job in the world?
Who cares?
Are you responsible?
What kind of responsible? And in what circumstances? I am responsible for all of my own actions...except the ones I can blame on someone else.
Cats or dogs as pets?
Kitties kitties kitties. Lots and lots of kitties!
Digital watch or regular?
Regular
Pepsi or Coke (sorry, I know that’s a big repeat, but it has to be asked)?
Coke
Hot tub or sauna?
Hot tub, I guess cause I've never been in a sauna.
Freshly caught fish or cheapy frozen fish sticks?
I don't eat fish. I'm mostly vegetarian.
Boring teacher or mean teacher?
How about NO teacher?
Gum stuck in your hair or curling brush stuck in your hair?
Curling brush. Been there. Done that.
Paper cut on your tongue or dirt in your eyes?
Dirt in eyes. Can be washed out. Papercuts and tongue injuries HURT.
Carpet or hardwood floors?
Carpet. Nice, thick carpet.
Candles or room spray?
Oooh...Candles. Definitely candles. Like to play in candle wax...catch my hair on fire.
Smoothie or milkshake?
Milkshake by far. CHOCOLATE milkshake.
Monopoly or Candy Land?
Hehe. Candy Land.
Crying by yourself or having someone to cry with you?
Depends on why I'm crying...
Baby screaming or fingernails scratching chalkboard?
Chalkboard. I HATE hearing babies scream. Makes me want to scream back.
Chicken or beef?
Once again, it's meat.
Talking on the phone or instant messaging?
Instant messaging. Except to Jonny or Meggie.
Mini blinds or shades/curtains?
Whatever keeps out the most light.
The Lion King or The Little Mermaid?
Lion King.
Watching the rain or being in the rain?
Being in the rain. I LOVE being in the rain.
Soft pillow or firm pillow?
On my bed? A few of both.
Okay, first obvious question, are you single or taken?
Taken.
As far as looks go for the opposite sex, what makes you want to look twice (in a good way, lol) In other words, what’s your type, physically?
I have this thing for goth guys...
Of all the people you’ve dated, who was the one you fell for the hardest?
Christien.
Of all the people you’ve dated, who was the one that you definitely could’ve done without?
Oh, God. Where do I start?
What was the longest relationship you’ve been in, or what was the longest time you had a crush on someone?
Longest Relationship: almost a year (November 2) with Christien. Will hopefully be a lot longer cause I'm thinking about moving in with him permanently. Longest Crush: if celebrities count, I've been crushing on Jonathan Rhys Meyers for a couple of years.
Tell me about your first kiss.
Not the greatest thing in the world, let me tell you.
Are you all for or against public displays of affection?
Depends on how public and how affectionate.
If you really like someone, are you more likely to eventually ask them out or forever hold your peace?
Ask them out. I'm not a quiet person.
Would you prefer more romance or fun in a relationship?
Equal amounts of both.
Have you ever told someone you loved them?
Yes.
If yes, did you mean it; if no, did you ever want to tell someone you loved them but didn’t?
Yes to both.
Has someone ever told you that they loved you?
Yes.
If yes, what was your initial reaction and did you say it back?
I was surprised and wondered if he really meant it and later, yes, I said it back.
What is your opinion on premarital sex?
Hahaha. I wonder...
Have you ever been asked out and had to turn them down?
Yes.
Do believe that there’s that perfect someone out there for you?
Yes, I do. And I think I may have found him...
Ever had your heart broken?
Yes.
Ever broken someone else’s?
Not that I'm aware of.
What do like most about the opposite sex?
There's no one thing. It's different depending on the person.
What do you dislike most about the opposite sex?
Same as above.
Would you rather have to break up with someone or be broken up with?
Be broken up with. I absolutely CAN NOT break up with someone.
Is a serious commitment in a high school relationship a bad idea?
Oh, hell yes.
Have I asked enough questions on this subject?
Yes, Jonny, darling, you have. But I know you're going to ask more.
Who was your elementary best friend?
Erin
Would you rather have a few really close friends or a big group of casual acquaintance type friends?
A few really close friends.
Do you find blonde jokes offensive, hilarious, or just stupid?
Depends on what color my hair is at the time. I'm a natural blond...
What do you like to watch on tv, if you watch tv?
Father Of The Pride!!!!!!
Do you have any plants in your house?
Yup. They're all half dead.
Ever had a pet fish?
Got one now.
Were you a cute little kid or an annoying little kid?
Both.
Are marshmallows good anytime or strictly a campfire treat?
I don't eat marshmallows.
How many magazines are you subscribed to?
One. Rolling Stone.
When is the last time you went to the dentist?
Couple of months ago.
Did you have any cavities?
Yes. One.
Do you have a song stuck in your head right now? If so, what song is it?
Yes. Pure Morning by Placebo.
What is your favorite variety of microwave popcorn? Flavor and brand:
I don't eat popcorn.
What is your favorite variety and color of MM’s?
The kind in cookies. Not particular on what color.
In your opinion, what’s the best type of dessert and why?
Anything chocolate. Cause chocolate is like sex. You don't miss it until you aren't getting any.
While we’re on the subject, what’s your favorite food?
Pickles and orange juice. And no, I'm NOT pregnant.
Are you allergic to any foods?
Yes. Potatoes. Fish. Peanutbuter. Tomatoes.
What’s your favorite comic strip?
Calvin and Hobbs.
What’s your favorite Jelly Belly flavor?
I like the Harry Potter ones.
Do you believe in God?
No.
If no, tell me why; if yes, tell me why:
It's involved.
Do you have it all planned out or are you just going to take life in stride as it comes?
Take it as it comes.
When do you get out of school?
High school? Am already out. College? 2006.
Excited?
Hell, yes.
What are you going to do this summer?
Go to Iowa.
Are you going to move away as soon as you’re out of school or stay where you are?
Don't know yet.
Do you plan on getting married, provided that you meet the right person?
Six months ago, I would definitely have said no. Now, I'm not so sure.
If so, do you want kids? If yes, how many?
Yes. But no more than two and I'll adopt.
What more important, more practical thing could you have done instead of filling out this survey?
Be strangling you because you wanted me to do it.
About how long did it take you?
Hour.
Was it worth it?
I suppose if it makes you happy.
So hey, how well do you know me, if at all?
Very well. We're still 'twins' aren't we?
If you do know me, what do you think of me?
I think you're one of the most fascinating people I've ever met.
What did you think of my survey?
No comment.
What are you going to do now that it’s over?
Watch Midsummer Night's Dream.