Fic: Through a Glass, Badassly (Glee, Puck/Finn, Puck/Puck)

[bluejbird]

Title: Through a Glass, Badassly
Pairings: Puck/Finn, Puck/Puck (really)
Rating: R
Word Count: ~6000
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me
Summary: There’s a new Puck in town, and he’s determined to make sure Puck returns to his badass bullying ways.
Warnings: Overuse of the word ‘badass’
A/N: Many thanks to mintyfiend for the betaing and ideas.

Comments

[fandom_gal]

I get so excited when I see your name and the words Puck/Finn anywhere near each other :) And this one has the added, hilarious bonus of having Puck/Evil!Puck which is like the most totally awesomest thing ever!! I laughed so hard at the misadventures of these two and found Evil!Puck having his way with Puck completely and utterly hot since I love me some bottom!Puck and this gave me both. It was great how he tried to rationalize it by just saying it was the same as masturbation. Also loved the little Puck/Finn glimpses that we had in here since they are my OTP

[bluejbird]

You always leave the loveliest comments! Thank you so much! I figured Puck has probably thought about boning himself more than once so why not make it happen.

Santana would completely browbeat Puck into letting her peg him and he'd love every moment of it! And I wish there were more stories about Puck and his male pool business clients too! It makes financial sense for him to expand his clientel. :)

Thank you so much for reading. And for re-reading. That's a wonderful compliment and I appreciate it!

[fandom_gal]

It's easy to write these comments because I'm in complete love with your stories...so, it's all your fault I guess :)

He'd try to deny it but he and Santana would both know the truth. A story about Puck's first time with a male client would be epic. In the Glee "novel" they mention that Puck raised $4,000 over the summer cleaning pools. I'm going to go with your stories theory that he expanded his market :) I wonder if Finn would be jealous?

You continue to write and I'll continue to read and re-read!

[bluejbird]

:D Your comments always make me grin (and want to write more).

I think Finn would definitely be jealous. And then he'd convince Burt to hire Puck to clean the Hummel's pool and make sure that he's the only one home that day in the hopes that he could get the 'extra services' Puck offers too.

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[fandom_gal]

Hey, whatever I can do to inspire :)

Finn would totally be jealous of the idea of his boy being all defiled by those other men. I have this image of Finn standing there with money in hand hinting around that he wants the "deluxe" package :)

[bluejbird]

:D

And Puck is confused and says "So you want me to check the pH levels again or something? Because, dude, this is the full service," and starts to think Finn is implying he's doing a shitty job or something. And Finn doesn't want Puck to think that so he keeps saying, "No, you know, the special deluxe service that you give your really good customers."

And Puck is still clueless.

[fandom_gal]

lol...and then Finn would try to say it with more emphasis and maybe some wagging of eyebrows and he might get desperate enough that he makes hand gestures to get his point across.

[bluejbird]

And Puck would understand what Finn wanted but he'd play dumb a few moments longer, just to make Finn use even more exaggerated hand gestures. And then they'd find somewhere they wouldn't be disturbed.

And then Finn would ask if there was a BFF discount for Puck's services.

[fandom_gal]

Heh, Puck would totally play dumb to drive Finn nuts and Finn would just start flailing with the hand gestures. Maybe Burt's built on that extension so Finn can have his own room for them to be alone or maybe they just have to be alone in Kurt's harem room :)

Finn would at least get a "first-time" discount. 10% off?

Why do you torment me? Now I want to see this fic! You are cruel but still awesome :)

[bluejbird]

Puck would be very unimpressed with Kurt's decorating skills but Finn would distract him from them quite cleverly. Plus I think Puck would like the risk of getting caught. And I think he'd definitely give Finn a bigger discount than that (especially if Finn is still struggling with his 'problem' and doesn't last long)! At least 15% off (but the price doesn't include a tip).

And eep, I'm sorry! I wish that fic existed too! (I, uh, might be writing a Puck-as-a-prostitute fic with a similar premise too, if that helps?) Sorry!

[fandom_gal]

He'd want to know why Finn was living in a genie bottle :) Puck would like the risk...add to the excitement of the whole thing. Heh, I guess if Finn is still having "issues", he might give him a time discount until Finn worked through that whole thing. I guess he could also charge by the "service" instead of the hour. Finn better have a big tip or Puck would be offended.

It does help! Puck as prostitute is one kink I have that no one seems to fill :)

[bluejbird]

I imagine it'd be the most awkward moment ever at the end when Finn had to pay and Puck tells him how much it is and Finn hands over the cash but Puck just stands there expectantly, waiting for the tip. And Finn would get all embarrassed for forgetting and hand over too much by mistake and Puck would take it as a sign that he totally rocked Finn's world (which he did) and offer a loyalty card where if you do Puck 10 times, the 11th time is free.

:) I will try my best to finish it! And the 7258957 other ones I keep meaning to finish and say I will.

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[fandom_gal]

lol...that is the funniest image ever. Puck definitely needs a loyalty card. He's a business man, he knows how these things work even if Finn is all new to it :)

Well I'll be excited to read it, along with any of the 7258957 others you are meaning to finish! I loved the one that you did for the HSN as well. I KNEW it must be yours because it was my favorite and awesome P/F. Every time I get a "what if" scenario in my mind I think "oh if only bluejbird would write it." Did it just yesterday, couldn't help it :)

[bluejbird]

There is so much hilarity that could happen with Finn and Puck and Puck's pool cleaning business. I kinda want there to be fic where Puck hires Finn to help and then gets jealous when Finn is more popular with the cougars than he is, or something.

I'm glad you liked the HSN fic! I was trying a different angle so I'm glad it worked out okay and that you enjoyed it! That makes me very happy to hear!