hc bingo card
I just signed up for hc_bingo. I've realised I'm not much of a joiner with these sort of things, or fic exchanges, because my brain always goes 'but who would want to read/receive fic from you?' but there are only so many times I can write glee_kink_meme replies (anon and non anon) for inspiration.
I'm intrigued by my card:
vampires: sun burn or poisoning
scars
suicide attempt
sexual extortion: to keep a secret (adult)
hostages
slaves (sexual)
toothache
caught in a robbery
claustrophobia
vampires: fresh bite / first transformation
septicemia/infected wounds
loss of voice
WILD CARD
nausea
lacerations/knife wounds
kidnapping
strippers
bodyguards
grief
combat scenarios
loss of hearing
brain damage
torture
sex pollen
fever / delirium
I am particularly excited by sex pollen, because that is always awesome. Also vampires. We watched Interview with the Vampire last night and omg, I forgot how awesome vampires were before Twilight came along and ruined everything. When vampires were badass and you were strangely drawn to them but knew they could rip your throat out at any minute. It was interesting to see how influenced Joss was by Rice (remember when Buffy vampires could fly?) and also the Anita Blake vampires similarities to Rice ones (before they stopped having plot and just became 200 pages of bad porn). I've never watched Twilight, nor read more than a page, out loud, as a dramatic reading while waiting in a queue to see bands, and I am happy to say I never will because vampires? Do not sparkle. /tangent rant
I'm intrigued by my card:
vampires: sun burn or poisoning
scars
suicide attempt
sexual extortion: to keep a secret (adult)
hostages
slaves (sexual)
toothache
caught in a robbery
claustrophobia
vampires: fresh bite / first transformation
septicemia/infected wounds
loss of voice
WILD CARD
nausea
lacerations/knife wounds
kidnapping
strippers
bodyguards
grief
combat scenarios
loss of hearing
brain damage
torture
sex pollen
fever / delirium
I am particularly excited by sex pollen, because that is always awesome. Also vampires. We watched Interview with the Vampire last night and omg, I forgot how awesome vampires were before Twilight came along and ruined everything. When vampires were badass and you were strangely drawn to them but knew they could rip your throat out at any minute. It was interesting to see how influenced Joss was by Rice (remember when Buffy vampires could fly?) and also the Anita Blake vampires similarities to Rice ones (before they stopped having plot and just became 200 pages of bad porn). I've never watched Twilight, nor read more than a page, out loud, as a dramatic reading while waiting in a queue to see bands, and I am happy to say I never will because vampires? Do not sparkle. /tangent rant