I approve SO HARD of Cash/Hunter shenanigans. The only thing that could make that better would be to throw Cosmo Jarvis into the mix. The levels of failyness would be EPIC.
JAM IS TOTALLY A FRUIT. IT IS.
I do not like this real life/working for a living thing. Please to be making it so we can just road trip and shenanigate all the time. ♥
>:( DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT WANTS TO WRITE FIC ABOUT COSMO JARVIS. (oh god, they would have a competition to see who could steal the most cutlery and have to be rescued from angry venue owners by eye-rolling bandmates. and then they would convince each other that handjobs are totes not gay. Ugh, brain, DNW)
I will buy you more jam doughnuts if you write it for me.
Omg they'd all steal cutlery and Cosmo would be all >:( CASH! BEER MATS DO NOT COUNT AS CUTLERY and Cash would >:( back and be all WELL HUNTER STOLE SOME SERVIETTES SO THOSE SHOULDN'T COUNT EITHER THEN! and Cosmo would wonder how he could possibly be the least faily out of the three of them, and then they all give handjobs that are totes not gay if you are drunk!
And then Cash would start stealing plates and mugs and say that he was the king of thieves but Cosmo would be all >:( CASH PEOPLE NEED PLATES AND MUGS YOU CANNOT STEAL THEM and Cash would be all >:( back and say BUT PEOPLE NEED CUTLERY and Cosmo would roll his eyes and say DUH, THEY CAN EAT WITH THEIR HANDS. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING. Meanwhile, Hunter would be happily breaking all the plates over his head and giggling a lot. Also, handjobs are not gay as long as there is porn with ladies in it playing on the TV. And blowjobs are not gay if you keep your eyes closed.
JAM IS TOTALLY A FRUIT. IT IS.
I do not like this real life/working for a living thing. Please to be making it so we can just road trip and shenanigate all the time. ♥
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IAWTJAM IS A FRUIT!
Oh man, I wish we could road trip and shenanigate for always. How awesome would that be?
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DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT WANTS TO WRITE FIC ABOUT COSMO JARVIS. (oh god, they would have a competition to see who could steal the most cutlery and have to be rescued from angry venue owners by eye-rolling bandmates. and then they would convince each other that handjobs are totes not gay. Ugh, brain, DNW)
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Omg they'd all steal cutlery and Cosmo would be all >:( CASH! BEER MATS DO NOT COUNT AS CUTLERY and Cash would >:( back and be all WELL HUNTER STOLE SOME SERVIETTES SO THOSE SHOULDN'T COUNT EITHER THEN! and Cosmo would wonder how he could possibly be the least faily out of the three of them, and then they all give handjobs that are totes not gay if you are drunk!
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And then Cash would start stealing plates and mugs and say that he was the king of thieves but Cosmo would be all >:( CASH PEOPLE NEED PLATES AND MUGS YOU CANNOT STEAL THEM and Cash would be all >:( back and say BUT PEOPLE NEED CUTLERY and Cosmo would roll his eyes and say DUH, THEY CAN EAT WITH THEIR HANDS. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING. Meanwhile, Hunter would be happily breaking all the plates over his head and giggling a lot. Also, handjobs are not gay as long as there is porn with ladies in it playing on the TV. And blowjobs are not gay if you keep your eyes closed.
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