first flame, video;

[blueishotter]

[When the video turns on, there's a boy that's dripping wet and staring at the camera hard, like he's trying to figure it out. He doesn't realize it's actually recording a video, though. He's pretty obviously a teenager, but he has pointed ears, pointed teeth, and-- was that a tail flicking around every once in awhile behind him?]Whoa, uh. Hey,

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[Totally pinged by those teeth and tail. Humans don't have those, from what she's seen.]

Every8ody can see aaaaaaaand hear you.
You must 8e pretty dum8 not to know how such siiiiiiiimple technology works.

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[blueishotter]

[give him a second, he's figuring this shit out.]

hey im not dumb ok!
this is just weird and new
and i dont know how to use it yet

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Pleeeeeeeease, I knew how it worked as soon as I got here. It's pretty 8asic. 8ut may8e it's too complex for your thinkpan.
I'm not surprised, I guess. Humans are pretty stupid.
8ut you don't look like aaaaaaaany human I've seen. Last I checked, they don't have tails????????

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[blueishotter]

[SLOWEST RESPONSE EVER. Damn this takes forever to read.]

its not to complex! its just new and i havent seen it before
look im already figuring it out
and sometimes humans do have a tail!
well ok maybe they dont
but its not a big deal

[He's not about to admit that he's son of Satan or a demon to a stranger, nope.]

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

If you saaaaaaaay so, 8ut it seems like a pretty 8ig deal to me!
8ecause you're the first one I've seen with it.
8ut whatever, I guess.
What took you soooooooo long to answer me?

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[blueishotter]

because ur text is hard to read!
thats why its taking me a long time

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Yeah right!! You're just too dum8 too read it, o8viously.
My text isn't hard to read at allllllll.
Don't 8e such a gru8!!!!!!!!

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[blueishotter]

what are u even talking about
its really hard to read!
and why are you callin me a grub

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

It's so easy to read! I don't know what you're talking a8out.
Gru8s are troll wrigglers. I guess humans call them 8a8ies or something.