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Sep 08, 2005 13:35

I hurt...for so many reasons...and in so many places.........

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You'll hurt even more... ianhmoore September 8 2005, 21:12:04 UTC
..if I have to kick your ass back into the happy place....

I'll be around for a few painful hours if you want me ok?

Ian

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Re: You'll hurt even more... blueirish September 8 2005, 21:12:52 UTC
no kicking my ass! that's the only thing that doesn't hurt now!

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So you say... ianhmoore September 8 2005, 21:14:18 UTC
... but I know you'd love it babe!

Oh wait... did I say "KICKING"? I meant to say something similar...

What can I do to cheer you up hon?

Ian

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Re: So you say... blueirish September 8 2005, 21:16:55 UTC
I always knew you wanted me ;-)

I dunno, Ian....I'll be alright I guess

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I know!!!!! ianhmoore September 8 2005, 21:29:34 UTC
I'll turn you on baby!!!

Ok, I'm sitting here in my boxers, ohhhh yeah, my muscles are rippling as I wipe the manly sweat from my brow. Ohhhh god it's hot, maybe I should take these boxers off... hmmmmmm I think so...

I'm reaching down to remove them, sliding them down my legs, over my ankles and past my fee.... AARRRRGGGHHHH... fuck.... I just pulled a muscle in my back... damn sciatica... oh great, while bending over in pain I also just hit my damn head off the desk..... shit... I think I broke my damn nose... OOOOWWWW I just slipped off the chair after triping over these damn boxers shorts around my ankles and landed on my ass....... oh god damnit I can barely move...

... oh screw it... I'm giving up...

Ian

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Re: I know!!!!! blueirish September 8 2005, 21:31:03 UTC
.........................

you are so very odd baby.

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?:O) ianhmoore September 8 2005, 21:34:50 UTC
Ohhh sure... like you have to tell ME that.... That's not exactly a news flash, I've been dealing with being odd for most of my life now.... well not really, I never dealt with it before, I just accepted it. Now I'm dealing... at being odd that is, not dealing dealing, not in that way, I don't deal. I mean, drugs are bad, just say "nose" heh heh

You know what cheers me up when I'm down? Thinking about how cool monkeys are!! Go on, give it a go!

Ian

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Re: ?:O) blueirish September 8 2005, 21:38:05 UTC
Yeah but I don't like monkeys, Ian.

THough my friend Lauren told me to think about Pruple Hippos....cause they're cute.

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Re: ?:O) ianhmoore September 8 2005, 21:40:30 UTC
Sure they are cute, but monkey's are cooler, anyway, I know what's cuter then purple hippos...


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Re: ?:O) blueirish September 8 2005, 21:42:49 UTC
BADGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehe

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?:O) ianhmoore September 8 2005, 21:45:40 UTC
See what I mean? CUTE!!!!

Just like you.

Ian

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Re: ?:O) blueirish September 8 2005, 21:46:50 UTC
*blush* thanks Ian

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