From the DS Review that made Erin laugh & pee at the same time -

Apr 13, 2005 13:23

... "No messing around, the DS is capable of some pretty impressive graphics, and this is only first generation games. If I were to give you an example, I'd say it's sort of like the middle ground between a PSX and a Dreamcast (minus texture smoothing). The only game I have for it (Mario64) looks great. Really great. It makes me happy in my pants. I can't wait to see what DS games look like a year from now, cos I suspect it will be sexy."

... "Worryingly though, Nintendo's own documentation advises against using the wi-fi function on a plane, lest it jams crucial equipment and sends you and 300 other people hurtling toward firey death! DS the new tool of Al quaeda? PERHAPS!"



... "In a stroke of utter insanity, Nintendo decided their new 3D based system didn't need analog control, just a D-Pad. Nintendo, I salute you! First you make the N64 cart based instead of CD, then you give the Gamecube those shitty little discs and now you give us Mario 64 with a D-Pad! Someone needs punched in the cock."

If you are thinking about getting one, read the rest.
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