Stuff only I probably find funny.. /sigh
Erin: "You know what I would love?"
Hubert: "Cunnilingus?"
Erin: "No.. What is that some kind of cancer?"
Hubert: (with much sarcasm) "Yes, Erin. It's cancer."
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Erin: "Why are you taking a boat? You should just chocobo there." (referring to FFXI transportation)
Hubert: "I like the boat."
Erin: "I could take a 100 shits in the time it would take you to get from point A to point B in that boat."
Hubert: "Well, you better get to it then."
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Erin: "I think those apartments require that you be under 120lbs if you are a girl." (referring to the 'college style' apartments)
Hubert: "Yeah, they weigh you when you fill out the lease. You have to sleep with the Property Manager if you are over."
Erin: "Actually I heard you have to sleep with the whole leasing staff.. even the girls."
Hubert: "Well duh."
Hubert: "Cunnilingus?"
Erin: "No.. What is that some kind of cancer?"
Hubert: (with much sarcasm) "Yes, Erin. It's cancer."
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Erin: "Why are you taking a boat? You should just chocobo there." (referring to FFXI transportation)
Hubert: "I like the boat."
Erin: "I could take a 100 shits in the time it would take you to get from point A to point B in that boat."
Hubert: "Well, you better get to it then."
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Erin: "I think those apartments require that you be under 120lbs if you are a girl." (referring to the 'college style' apartments)
Hubert: "Yeah, they weigh you when you fill out the lease. You have to sleep with the Property Manager if you are over."
Erin: "Actually I heard you have to sleep with the whole leasing staff.. even the girls."
Hubert: "Well duh."