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A) First, recommend to me:
1. a movie:
2. a book:
3. a musical artist, song, or album:
(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want. (I promise to answer honestly. Seriously, I do. And if you know me, you know I rarely actually agree to do this.)
(C) Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything.
x.how tall are you? - 5'6"
x.can you crip walk? - damn straight nigga
x.do you like bondage? - couldn't say
x.have you ever smoked heroin? - that's a no
x.do you own a gun? - nope
x.have you been to jail? - no
x.rehab? - never
x.how many of your friends have committed suicide? - none, i would hope they never will
x.do you shave your crotch? - not shaved; trimmed
x.would you fuck someone in a cemetery? - hmm.. if it was brad pitt? yes
x.who is your favorite villian? - Magneto
x.do you think the columbine killers were homosexual? - i really don't care
x.pesci or devito? - Danyy Devito all the way
x.do you ever punch yourself? - no
x.what do you think of dudes in white belts? - white belts look good on chicks.. not dudes.
x.have you ever killed an animal? - a fish once.. because i didn't want to flush it down a toilet.
x.are you gay? - do i like women sexually? no.
x.are you Irish? - it's in my blood
x.who would you punch if you could? - the president
x.do you smoke pot brrrraaah? - on occasion
x.what do you think of hot dogs? - yummy
x.what's your favourite christmas song? - O Holy Night
x.what is your favourite smell? - citrus
x.what do you prefer to drink in the morning? - chocolate milk
x.would you go to sf or nyc right now if you had the chance? - no
x.do you know anyone named Dewey? - hmm.. nope
x.whats your favourite college football team? - Alabama
x.does your little brother listen to reggie and the full effect? - don't have one
x.do you? - no
x.do you do pushups? - not very well
x.do you ever fantasize about murder? - not seriously
x.would you fuck victoria gotti if you could? - ack~ no way
x.who is your favorite artist right now? - artist? like music or what?
x.have you ever done ecstasy? - no
x.are you straight edge? - slightly
x.are you vegan? - no
x.do you shoplift? - i have
x.whats the last thing you stole? - food from a grocery store when i worked there
x.do you ski or snowboard? - no but i would like to
x.what do you think of mustaches? - they are irritating and get food stuck in them
x.do you use hair gel? - nope
x.do you sniff cocaine? - ha. no.
x.who is your favorite serial killer? - Elizabeth Bathory. The Countess who murdered women for fun and bathed in their blood to make herself more beautiful.
x.do you wear robes?- i have one
x.do you believe in bigfoot? - not really
x.have you had anal? - *^^*
x.a blumpkin? - a what?
x.a hot carl? - nope.
x.do you like to rodeo style your partner? - you mean ride him like a bull? sure why not.
x.have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf? - no i have not
x.have you ever been caught mid-hump? - hahahaha.. no
x.have you been shot? - nope
x.have you ever been hospitalized? - yes, but for surgery
x.do you like painkillers? - if i was in pain? yes
x.what is your secret weapon to lure in the oposite sex? - my boobs
x.have you ever sucked a fart out of a tube? - lol
x.have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk? - not soy milk
x.do you own a knife? kitchen knives
x.have you played ghettopoly? - no but sounds cool
x.have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood" of your city? - never
x.do you like oprah? - she's ok
x.do you want to fuck the person that filled this out before you? - no, but she is cute.
x.do you have a.d.d.? - no
x.have you ever had a head injury? - yes
x.How many virgins have u slept with? - one?
x.Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? - haven't gotten one yet
x.White or black? - black
x.Hoodies or no hoodies? - i like hoodies
1. a movie:
2. a book:
3. a musical artist, song, or album:
(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want. (I promise to answer honestly. Seriously, I do. And if you know me, you know I rarely actually agree to do this.)
(C) Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything.
x.how tall are you? - 5'6"
x.can you crip walk? - damn straight nigga
x.do you like bondage? - couldn't say
x.have you ever smoked heroin? - that's a no
x.do you own a gun? - nope
x.have you been to jail? - no
x.rehab? - never
x.how many of your friends have committed suicide? - none, i would hope they never will
x.do you shave your crotch? - not shaved; trimmed
x.would you fuck someone in a cemetery? - hmm.. if it was brad pitt? yes
x.who is your favorite villian? - Magneto
x.do you think the columbine killers were homosexual? - i really don't care
x.pesci or devito? - Danyy Devito all the way
x.do you ever punch yourself? - no
x.what do you think of dudes in white belts? - white belts look good on chicks.. not dudes.
x.have you ever killed an animal? - a fish once.. because i didn't want to flush it down a toilet.
x.are you gay? - do i like women sexually? no.
x.are you Irish? - it's in my blood
x.who would you punch if you could? - the president
x.do you smoke pot brrrraaah? - on occasion
x.what do you think of hot dogs? - yummy
x.what's your favourite christmas song? - O Holy Night
x.what is your favourite smell? - citrus
x.what do you prefer to drink in the morning? - chocolate milk
x.would you go to sf or nyc right now if you had the chance? - no
x.do you know anyone named Dewey? - hmm.. nope
x.whats your favourite college football team? - Alabama
x.does your little brother listen to reggie and the full effect? - don't have one
x.do you? - no
x.do you do pushups? - not very well
x.do you ever fantasize about murder? - not seriously
x.would you fuck victoria gotti if you could? - ack~ no way
x.who is your favorite artist right now? - artist? like music or what?
x.have you ever done ecstasy? - no
x.are you straight edge? - slightly
x.are you vegan? - no
x.do you shoplift? - i have
x.whats the last thing you stole? - food from a grocery store when i worked there
x.do you ski or snowboard? - no but i would like to
x.what do you think of mustaches? - they are irritating and get food stuck in them
x.do you use hair gel? - nope
x.do you sniff cocaine? - ha. no.
x.who is your favorite serial killer? - Elizabeth Bathory. The Countess who murdered women for fun and bathed in their blood to make herself more beautiful.
x.do you wear robes?- i have one
x.do you believe in bigfoot? - not really
x.have you had anal? - *^^*
x.a blumpkin? - a what?
x.a hot carl? - nope.
x.do you like to rodeo style your partner? - you mean ride him like a bull? sure why not.
x.have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf? - no i have not
x.have you ever been caught mid-hump? - hahahaha.. no
x.have you been shot? - nope
x.have you ever been hospitalized? - yes, but for surgery
x.do you like painkillers? - if i was in pain? yes
x.what is your secret weapon to lure in the oposite sex? - my boobs
x.have you ever sucked a fart out of a tube? - lol
x.have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk? - not soy milk
x.do you own a knife? kitchen knives
x.have you played ghettopoly? - no but sounds cool
x.have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood" of your city? - never
x.do you like oprah? - she's ok
x.do you want to fuck the person that filled this out before you? - no, but she is cute.
x.do you have a.d.d.? - no
x.have you ever had a head injury? - yes
x.How many virgins have u slept with? - one?
x.Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? - haven't gotten one yet
x.White or black? - black
x.Hoodies or no hoodies? - i like hoodies