Holy jesus in a hand basket

[blueguitarist]

There are currently 4 little 7-year-old girls running around my house screaming and leaving a wake of trash, clothes and food. They're rude, they're hyper, they're messy and they're goal in life is to make me collaspe of exhaustion. Where are my parents? I wish I could tell you. All I know, is right now it's 9pm, they're still awake, and I have to go do the dishes.

I'm never having children ever. Ever ever.