Deadline February 13, 2006

[blueguitarist]

         We can all thank Saint Valentine on February 14, 296AD for inspiring one of the most wonderful holidays of the year. Even though he did this by being killed on that day, we have continued to mourn him by cute little candy hearts, and happy couples everywhere. Oh Hallmark, how we adore your strong hold over our media impressions of love. In great anticipation of this holiday, I've decided this year to share my love with the public. Here I post what I like to call a "Be my Valentine" Application. Simply fill out the form, post it, and automatically be entered into the ever growing lottery of hopefuls. If you do become one of the lucky selected, expect on February 13, 2006 to recieve a certified notice giving you claim to call yourself "Casey's Valentine" for the 24 hour period of February 14th. This claim can be expressed in both verbal and written form. Good luck, and Happy Valentines. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________                                                           
                                                                           Be My Valentine

Name: __________________________________________
Age:_____                          Astrology Sign:_____________________
Sex: ________ (No "Yes, please!"s. Only Female or Male)
E-mail Address: ______________________
Native State:___________________
Marital Status:_______________________
Favorite Color:____________________        Favorite Food:_________________
Years you've known me: _________________
Current Pollitical Party: __________________
Current Yearly Salary:_______________
Please state a brief reason as to why you're applying:
____________________________________________________________________________

Please select one of the answers to each following question:

1. Dogs or Cats?
2. Ren and Stimpy or Rocko's Modern Life?
3. Nerds or Geeks?
4. Baby Chickens or Baby Ducks?
5. Beach or Snow?

List here one horribly rude/incredibly nice thing you've always wanted to say to me:
____________________________________________________________________

Thank You,
                                                                                 The Casin8r