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My dad: "Man, I LOVE this knife..."
My sister: "Why don't you marry it?"
My dad: "Good idea. From now on you call this knife 'mom'."
I got another one. (not as funny because my mom watches lots of nbc sitcoms)
My sister: "Why don't we buy fancy feast?"
My mom: "You don't have a fancy cat."
My sister: "Our cat is fancy!"
My mom: "Your fancy cat eats DOG FOOD."
My sister: "Why don't you marry it?"
My dad: "Good idea. From now on you call this knife 'mom'."
I got another one. (not as funny because my mom watches lots of nbc sitcoms)
My sister: "Why don't we buy fancy feast?"
My mom: "You don't have a fancy cat."
My sister: "Our cat is fancy!"
My mom: "Your fancy cat eats DOG FOOD."