Do you need a Fresca?
Wow, congratulations, you're attractive. Now get a life, please.
*Who knew all I had to do was turn around?*
Last night was the most fun I've had in a...oh, who am I kidding? I don't even know what day it is.
By the way, fuck you for making this seem like it's not a big deal when it obviously is.
Woo! My parents are out of town for the night! Wait, all of my friends have their own places.
I just can't fucking win.
*Who knew all I had to do was turn around?*
Last night was the most fun I've had in a...oh, who am I kidding? I don't even know what day it is.
By the way, fuck you for making this seem like it's not a big deal when it obviously is.
Woo! My parents are out of town for the night! Wait, all of my friends have their own places.
I just can't fucking win.