Lisa's Adventure
(This deserved it's own entry, so read the last one for the explination.)
Lisa was born a male, but chooses to live his life as a woman. And by life I mean, unlife, being as Lisa is an organicaly challenged squeaky lobster.
Lisa, Celia, and I had a lot of fun in Penn Station with some of our friends.
(not for the broadbandly challenged)
This was our first victim, Jose. He was a Scaloper from Brazil. He was awesome he didn't hesitate to let us take his picture. He sat down and chatted with us. He gave Celia and I a scalop shell. They're really pretty, pink and pearly white.
Couples seemed more willing to pose with Lisa. I thought it was because single people were afraid of being associated with the sexualy open Lisa. Men especialy seemed frightened of being labled a homosexual. Celia thought it might have to do with group psycology and such. I say they were homophobic transgendered lobster haters.
She gave me some sas. Bitch.
These were two Virgin Whores that were workin the station. (literaly)
I loved this guy. He's just some tool of The Man, in his suit chain and ball on his way home, but he was totaly willing to pose, even put Lisa on his head. We thank you suit and lobster on head guy.
In the Navy.. doo de doo de do do... You pose for pictures with lobsters doo de doo de do do...
This is one of the few people that looks totaly natural holding a lobster.
Inspired by Dali's lobster phone, I have created "Lobster Waterbotle". Pay me thousands for it.
Lisa was born a male, but chooses to live his life as a woman. And by life I mean, unlife, being as Lisa is an organicaly challenged squeaky lobster.
Lisa, Celia, and I had a lot of fun in Penn Station with some of our friends.
(not for the broadbandly challenged)
This was our first victim, Jose. He was a Scaloper from Brazil. He was awesome he didn't hesitate to let us take his picture. He sat down and chatted with us. He gave Celia and I a scalop shell. They're really pretty, pink and pearly white.
Couples seemed more willing to pose with Lisa. I thought it was because single people were afraid of being associated with the sexualy open Lisa. Men especialy seemed frightened of being labled a homosexual. Celia thought it might have to do with group psycology and such. I say they were homophobic transgendered lobster haters.
She gave me some sas. Bitch.
These were two Virgin Whores that were workin the station. (literaly)
I loved this guy. He's just some tool of The Man, in his suit chain and ball on his way home, but he was totaly willing to pose, even put Lisa on his head. We thank you suit and lobster on head guy.
In the Navy.. doo de doo de do do... You pose for pictures with lobsters doo de doo de do do...
This is one of the few people that looks totaly natural holding a lobster.
Inspired by Dali's lobster phone, I have created "Lobster Waterbotle". Pay me thousands for it.