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*Spell your name backwards: ynohtna
*Date of birth: 5/17/85
*Male or female?: male
*Astrological sign: the chetah
*Nicknames: morphious
*Occupation: chuck e cheese
*Height: short but feels tall
*Hair color: brown
*Eye color: greenish blue kinda grey
*Where were you born?: pontiac, the original detroit
*Where do you reside now?: C town
*Age: 19
*Pets: i had a dog but she has mental problems and thinks shes a cat so i think i have a cat now
*Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? If this is too imply my age then you asked me already you bastard...burn in hell
*Tattoo's? large skull on my upper right arm
*Shoe size: 10
*Righty or lefty?: righty
Last Person Who..
*Spent the night at your house: teresa
*You shared a drink with: dont drink
*You went to the movies with: teresa and the hemo gang
*You went to the mall with: uhhhhh shandol
*Yelled at you: who doesnt... but i think lindsey
*Sent you an e-mail: got ecuhre league... i won a tourny
*Said they were going to kill you: God says it too me everyday but here i am hahahaha
Friends Stuff
*Best friend(s) of the same sex: Ryan
*Best friend of the opposite sex: Shandol
*Person you've been friends with the longest: Curt
*How many friends do you have on your buddy list?: i like cheese
love/dating/...
*Have you ever been in love?: yes sir!
*How many people have you said "I love you" to (Besides family and friends)?: shit if i had to say a number id say... fuck you i plead the fith
*How many people have you been in love with?: one
*Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: i get asked this way to much but no i was kissed by a member of the opposite sex i didnt wanted it was a rape kiss really
*How many people have you dated?: shit back to the fith
*What do you look for in a guy/girl?: a vagina
*Do you have a bf/gf?: yes.... thats right i do ha
**If so where did you meet them?: Summer camp... what now ha
**What do you like most about your bf/gf?: everything
*Do you have a crush right now?: no im drinking water
*Do you believe in love at first sight?: no well let me walk by again
*Do you remember your first love?: yes
*Do you believe in fate?: i have a horrible fate
*Do you believe in soul mates?: isnt that a dr scholls product
**If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?: i think they sell it at k mart
Favorites
*Color: blue
*Food: food in general
*Song: get retarded
*T.v. Show: hmmmmmm
*School subject: hmmmmmm
*Radio station: hmmmmmmmm
*Movie: hmmmmmm i dont like these questions
*Pair of shoes: my white and red converse
*Potato chip: dont like ships
*Drink: water
*Holiday: Christmas
*Perfume/cologne: essence of butt sex... i wear it to church
*Pizza topping: pepperoni
*Jello flavor: vodka... fuckky i dont drink
*Lunch meat: roast beef
*Board game: monopoly
*Cereal: toast cruch
*Desserts: spelled backwards is stressed
*Disney character: that blue fish on nemo
*Clothing store: ehko
*Teacher: michelle
*Magazine: playboy.... oh dont act like you dont look at it
*Salad Dressing: ewe
*Thing to do on the weekend: sleep and eat and piss and sing to my dog/cat
*Season: summer
*sport: under water leg wrestling
*person to talk to online: hmmm dont talk online
This or That
*Loser/wannabe: im a losannabe
*Doughnuts/bagels: im fat
*Day/night: night
*Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: im one of those flying monkeys
*Heaven/hell: proverbs 3:17 And joeseph said.... "mary you slept with god how could you. id tell you to pray for forgivness but you would probably enjoy it"... can you have pray sex?
*Coffee/tea: coffee
*Hamburgers/hotdogs: both dammit im greedy
*Rap/rock: both haha
*Britney/Christina: christina
*Swiss cheese/American cheese: american
*Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: i like cheese
*Nike/Adidas: adaidas
*McDonalds/Taco Bell: one again with the fat thing
*Sweet/sour: Sweet
*Hot/cold: hot
*Winter/summer: Summer
*Spring/fall: spring
*Operas/plays: plays
*Read/watch tv: i like to read the tv its more sporty that way
*Cd's/tapes: cds
*Dvd's/vhs: dvds
*Old/new: fish
*Shorts/skirts: skirts i like to sit with my legs crossed
*pink/red: red
*Colored pictures/black and white photos: why does it have to be a race thing
*Meat/vegetables: meat
*Mexican food/chinese food: mexican
*Scary movies/comedies: both
*Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: one piece im self concious
*Sandals/tennis: tennis
*Dogs/cats: neither. i have one thats both beat that
*Unicorns/fairies: fairies are hot
*Water/land: land i find i cant breathe in water... who would have thought
*Sugar/spice: and everything nice thats what im made of
*Black/white: black
*Ribbons/bows: ribows its the new bow tie
*Chicken/beef: beef
*Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: i like cheese
*Cars/trucks: trucks
*Austin Powers/James Bond: austin
*Popcorn/pretzels: poretzels its the new chicken
Have You Ever..
*Mooned anyone?: yes
*Been on a diet?: i dont even know how to spell diet
*Been to a foreign country: i went to the united artist by m-5 and was in iraq
*Broken a bone: leg thanks for bringing up painful fucking memories
*Swallowed a tooth / cap / filling?: almost
*Swear at a teacher?: everyday and they swore back
*Ever gotten in a fight?: several
*Dated a teacher?: like 4 times they give it up for knowledge
*Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: nada
*Gone skinny dipping?: yes
*Told a little white lie?: no... hahahahahahahaha its funny cus its a little white lie
*Told a secret you swore not to tell: jennifer is really a man
What were you doing..
*1 MINUTE AGO: something about cheese
*1 HOUR AGO: trying to turn my cat back into a dop
*1 DAY AGO: working
*1 WEEK AGO: playing euchre with cait, megs, lins, and ryan
*1 YEAR AGO: i picked a booger and hid it under someones couch
*Date of birth: 5/17/85
*Male or female?: male
*Astrological sign: the chetah
*Nicknames: morphious
*Occupation: chuck e cheese
*Height: short but feels tall
*Hair color: brown
*Eye color: greenish blue kinda grey
*Where were you born?: pontiac, the original detroit
*Where do you reside now?: C town
*Age: 19
*Pets: i had a dog but she has mental problems and thinks shes a cat so i think i have a cat now
*Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? If this is too imply my age then you asked me already you bastard...burn in hell
*Tattoo's? large skull on my upper right arm
*Shoe size: 10
*Righty or lefty?: righty
Last Person Who..
*Spent the night at your house: teresa
*You shared a drink with: dont drink
*You went to the movies with: teresa and the hemo gang
*You went to the mall with: uhhhhh shandol
*Yelled at you: who doesnt... but i think lindsey
*Sent you an e-mail: got ecuhre league... i won a tourny
*Said they were going to kill you: God says it too me everyday but here i am hahahaha
Friends Stuff
*Best friend(s) of the same sex: Ryan
*Best friend of the opposite sex: Shandol
*Person you've been friends with the longest: Curt
*How many friends do you have on your buddy list?: i like cheese
love/dating/...
*Have you ever been in love?: yes sir!
*How many people have you said "I love you" to (Besides family and friends)?: shit if i had to say a number id say... fuck you i plead the fith
*How many people have you been in love with?: one
*Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: i get asked this way to much but no i was kissed by a member of the opposite sex i didnt wanted it was a rape kiss really
*How many people have you dated?: shit back to the fith
*What do you look for in a guy/girl?: a vagina
*Do you have a bf/gf?: yes.... thats right i do ha
**If so where did you meet them?: Summer camp... what now ha
**What do you like most about your bf/gf?: everything
*Do you have a crush right now?: no im drinking water
*Do you believe in love at first sight?: no well let me walk by again
*Do you remember your first love?: yes
*Do you believe in fate?: i have a horrible fate
*Do you believe in soul mates?: isnt that a dr scholls product
**If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?: i think they sell it at k mart
Favorites
*Color: blue
*Food: food in general
*Song: get retarded
*T.v. Show: hmmmmmm
*School subject: hmmmmmm
*Radio station: hmmmmmmmm
*Movie: hmmmmmm i dont like these questions
*Pair of shoes: my white and red converse
*Potato chip: dont like ships
*Drink: water
*Holiday: Christmas
*Perfume/cologne: essence of butt sex... i wear it to church
*Pizza topping: pepperoni
*Jello flavor: vodka... fuckky i dont drink
*Lunch meat: roast beef
*Board game: monopoly
*Cereal: toast cruch
*Desserts: spelled backwards is stressed
*Disney character: that blue fish on nemo
*Clothing store: ehko
*Teacher: michelle
*Magazine: playboy.... oh dont act like you dont look at it
*Salad Dressing: ewe
*Thing to do on the weekend: sleep and eat and piss and sing to my dog/cat
*Season: summer
*sport: under water leg wrestling
*person to talk to online: hmmm dont talk online
This or That
*Loser/wannabe: im a losannabe
*Doughnuts/bagels: im fat
*Day/night: night
*Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: im one of those flying monkeys
*Heaven/hell: proverbs 3:17 And joeseph said.... "mary you slept with god how could you. id tell you to pray for forgivness but you would probably enjoy it"... can you have pray sex?
*Coffee/tea: coffee
*Hamburgers/hotdogs: both dammit im greedy
*Rap/rock: both haha
*Britney/Christina: christina
*Swiss cheese/American cheese: american
*Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: i like cheese
*Nike/Adidas: adaidas
*McDonalds/Taco Bell: one again with the fat thing
*Sweet/sour: Sweet
*Hot/cold: hot
*Winter/summer: Summer
*Spring/fall: spring
*Operas/plays: plays
*Read/watch tv: i like to read the tv its more sporty that way
*Cd's/tapes: cds
*Dvd's/vhs: dvds
*Old/new: fish
*Shorts/skirts: skirts i like to sit with my legs crossed
*pink/red: red
*Colored pictures/black and white photos: why does it have to be a race thing
*Meat/vegetables: meat
*Mexican food/chinese food: mexican
*Scary movies/comedies: both
*Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: one piece im self concious
*Sandals/tennis: tennis
*Dogs/cats: neither. i have one thats both beat that
*Unicorns/fairies: fairies are hot
*Water/land: land i find i cant breathe in water... who would have thought
*Sugar/spice: and everything nice thats what im made of
*Black/white: black
*Ribbons/bows: ribows its the new bow tie
*Chicken/beef: beef
*Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: i like cheese
*Cars/trucks: trucks
*Austin Powers/James Bond: austin
*Popcorn/pretzels: poretzels its the new chicken
Have You Ever..
*Mooned anyone?: yes
*Been on a diet?: i dont even know how to spell diet
*Been to a foreign country: i went to the united artist by m-5 and was in iraq
*Broken a bone: leg thanks for bringing up painful fucking memories
*Swallowed a tooth / cap / filling?: almost
*Swear at a teacher?: everyday and they swore back
*Ever gotten in a fight?: several
*Dated a teacher?: like 4 times they give it up for knowledge
*Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: nada
*Gone skinny dipping?: yes
*Told a little white lie?: no... hahahahahahahaha its funny cus its a little white lie
*Told a secret you swore not to tell: jennifer is really a man
What were you doing..
*1 MINUTE AGO: something about cheese
*1 HOUR AGO: trying to turn my cat back into a dop
*1 DAY AGO: working
*1 WEEK AGO: playing euchre with cait, megs, lins, and ryan
*1 YEAR AGO: i picked a booger and hid it under someones couch