Why oh why am I awake
It's not even 11 AM on Sunday and I'm already up and moving around and the coffee is on. What kind of crazy bizarro world is this?
V. and I are going to be bikini extras in some sort of movie being directed by one of the guys from the Toilet Boys. Hee, hee. Me and Velocity. Bikini extras. Be afraid. Of course I'm PMSing like a mofo and my belly's distended and I have acne on my forehead. At least my boobies are a little bigger... just in time to be poppin' out of the bikini!
Deliberately curtailed substance abuse last night because I was tired and because I didn't want to be PMSing and hung over in a bikini. It actually worked and I feel human, even though I'm awake while the sun is still in the east. Which is never a good sign.
V. and I are going to be bikini extras in some sort of movie being directed by one of the guys from the Toilet Boys. Hee, hee. Me and Velocity. Bikini extras. Be afraid. Of course I'm PMSing like a mofo and my belly's distended and I have acne on my forehead. At least my boobies are a little bigger... just in time to be poppin' out of the bikini!
Deliberately curtailed substance abuse last night because I was tired and because I didn't want to be PMSing and hung over in a bikini. It actually worked and I feel human, even though I'm awake while the sun is still in the east. Which is never a good sign.