a joke
Recently, a Frenchman in Parais nearly got away with stealing several paintsing from the Louvre. However...after getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his "car" ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and them make such an obvious error he replied, "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."