Santa letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last month I set samurainx's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I turned snightmoon in for farting in church (3 points). In April I put gum in kibumi's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-747 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
blueeyedseth