Gifts to my flist - Comment fic meme

Aug 16, 2010 09:20


I've been wanting to do this for agesssssss but as I finally have an apartment which I'll be moving into in the next few days (yay, yay and thrice yay) I'm starting to feel positive and as though it's something I can (and will) do.

Please leave a pairing (J2 or SPN) and a prompt as a comment to this post and I will reply with either a one line ( Read more... )

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Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin blueeyedliz August 16 2010, 23:05:55 UTC

I suck! I started writing this as J2 and then remembered that you wanted Sam/Dean. I'll write you an SPN one to make up for it.

Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

Jared’s difficult to love sometimes. No, seriously, he really is.

“What’cha doing?”

“Writing a poem.”

“A love poem?” Jensen asks, considerably perplexed. Interest spiking he peers over the top of his newspaper in an attempt to try and capture Jared’s attention.

“Kinda. It’s called Ode to a stickleback.”

Jensen plays the role of the longsuffering better half of the J2 double act extremely well. He’s practiced his eye-roll, his amused half-smirk and his yes I am with this goofballmortified facial grimace with such frequency that they’ve all achieved a certain level of perfection.

But some days he’s reminded how incredibly lucky he is to be the chalk to Jared’s cheese.

Like today for instance because today, Jared has a beard. A full, chestnut brown, beard of sheer gorgeousness.

He’s been cultivating it for almost six weeks, it’s taken a long time to grow since Jared is apparently still struggling his way through puberty but now it’s reached the stage where Jensen can barely peek in Jared’s grizzly direction without pitching a tent in his pants.

It was Jensen’s idea for Jared to grow a beard in the first place since he has a humongous kink for facial hair-hell, when he first saw a photograph of Brad Pitt in US Weekly sporting a scraggily, dead weasel, attached to his chiselled chin...well lets just say Jensen spent a lot of quality time in his trailer that particular day.

Jensen’s a picky guy though, he doesn’t pop a boner for just anybody with facial fluff-it’s not as if he sees Abraham Lincoln staring back at him from a five-dollar bill and starts feeling horny.

But Jared Padalecki with a beard? Hell yes, that works for Jensen.

At first Jared didn’t like the idea. Jensen tried to win him over by suggesting that Jared simply stop shaving, pointing out the virtues of how much time Jared would save in his morning bathroom routine-time that could be better spent blow-drying his hair for instance-but Jared wasn’t biting.

In the end, Jensen orchestrated a hiatus beard-growing contest and like the child at heart that Jared is, Jared couldn’t say no to the challenge.

Jensen loves everything about the beard on Jared’s face. He doesn’t care if Jared gets cereal bits stuck to his furry chin during breakfast or if he gives Jensen stubble-burn whenever they kiss. Jared looks hot-surface of the sun scorching, instantly crispy, hot-so much so that Jensen could gawp at him all day long and simply bask in the glory of it.

But what’s the use in staring, when you’re allowed to touch?

Jensen pins his boyfriend against the kitchen countertop when Jared’s preoccupied with washing dishes. Jared makes a noise that’s somewhere between a surprised squeak and an aroused groan. Then they’re kissing, not a simple had a good day sweetheart? kiss but a full on, tongue tangling, Frenchy.

Jensen feels the tickling drag of Jared’s beard bristles scrape rough against his cheek and can’t contain a moan, low in his throat.

“Fuck, if I’d have known you like beards this much I’d have grown one sooner. I’m almost disappointed that this itchy bush has got to go before we start filming again.”

Jensen stops, bites his lip to cover the pout forming there. “I’m gonna miss it,” He admits sullenly.

“We can improvise. I’m a creative guy.”

“How?”

“Isn’t there a Santa costume in the loft?”

Jensen smiles. This is why he's sickeningly, madly, in love with Jared.

The whole Texan package.

The beard helps too of course.

~end~

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Re: Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin germanjj August 17 2010, 10:26:19 UTC
oh hell yeah, I absolutely agree with Jensen here!!! ;P

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Re: Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin whitereflection August 17 2010, 12:39:06 UTC
Mmmmm, I agree with Jensen. Hell yes, that definitely works. ;)

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Re: Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin deirdre_c August 18 2010, 14:03:33 UTC
AAAAAHHHHH!!! That was fantastic!! J2 works JUST AS WELL as Wincest!!

Oh my, I love your dorky!Jared almost as much as Jensen does. ♥_♥

Thank you, thank you, honey! *joy*

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