Sooo...

[blueduck89]

this year at the forth of july parade in my town, there was this guy who was protesting something in the town having to do with a pig roast and religious beliefs. so what did he do to protest? he walked in the parade with nothing on except an apron and a dishtowel. he was one of the last people too. (he also had ears and a pig tail). as he walked by my friend's brother in law said really loudly, "i guess he's bringing up the rear." now you may ask, "beth, why are you talking about this on lj?" and my answer is simple. the washington post wrote an article (a short article, but an article none the less) on the parade and the guy with no clothes on.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/06/AR2006070600019.html