The Liborator.
Ok so i get to school and i waited the whole time in front of mccabes room so i could give him my ski trip slip... im on bus three- woohoo. I cant wait for that. My mommy moves out next week and i have practive in like 3 hours.. more pushups--yay. So a friend gave me *the Liberator* newspaper which was created by ME ( codename) others are jack sparrow and dorothy Thatcher.. its kinda funny i decided to place an article or 2 in here... so here you go enjoy...
NOTE: ALL of the stories are true-- with a slight curve.
The liberator: A short Fiction by:ME
In a place far far away, which is nothing like buffalo, there was a magical city of about 250000 inhabitants but the population was constantly dropping. Anyway, in this city there was a magical school which brought the best and brightest students from all the far corners of this magical city(even the drunken Southern quarters) together. The school was named Hity Conors, after the founder of the city, Mr. Conors. Since this was a magical school, in a magical city , the special students were given all kinds of special privleges. After all, these students were the best and brightest. Then one day an evil principal came to the magical school. The principal started to change the magical school, and then she even began to take away the special privileges the special students at the magical school had always had. The evil principal took away the magical school store that sold magical candy to the special student. The evil principal wouldnt allow the special students to leave the building. She wouldnt even allow the special students to study in the halls like they had since the beginning of time. This evil principal wasnt even from the magical city, she lived outside its borders and therefor should never have gotten the job and although she promised to move into the magical city, she never did. One of the many broken promises from the evil principal. The evil principal was smart though and she cleverly took credit for the students at the magical school when they scored higher on tests than others did in the magical city. The students at this school were the best and brightest from the magical city though, of course they would be number one. The evil principal would be horrible to the poor students in private, but in public she would put on a magical facade. The evil principal had the perfect scam. She even allowed one of the teachers at the magical school steal money straight from the poor students who wanted to go on a magical trip. The evil principal was clever though and never got in trouble, even when the teacher went to jail. The evil principal spent all her time hunting down students waring flip-flops hoping to ruin there day for she hated children with all her being. And things slowly got worse. Then one day she disappeared.
The Liberator-For those of you who are unaware........ By: Washington Irving
Sometime this year [most likely during winter break] all of the old rugs will be removed from city honors, transported by freight to an undisclosed location, and ritualistically executed.
This is in response to the rugs collective effort to assasinate our beloved principal. While details remain sketchy, it is known that the victim was walking down one fo the halls when in an effort to kill her, one of the rugs separated at the seems in an attempt to suck the victim into the fiery depths of hell. Quick on her toes, Dr. Battaglia merely tripped over the edge, avoiding what would have been sudden death.
The victim in her immeasuarable power has made the decision to replace all of the old rugs with a less insubordinate floor covering. City Honors students will be forever safer as long as their only problem prior was tripping over rugs.
Obituaries:
Mr. Currys sense of humor died sunday of heart complications. It was 7 minutes old. It leaves behind a widowed dry sarcasm.
The pop machines at school passed away over the summer, sadly. A service will be held Thursday at 7:00. Flowers can be sent to the board of education who is responsible for the death.
Ok thats it-- some were really funny others werent- ALl i have to say is They need better Code names... seriously... ME? thats a dead giveaway- good job Soccer team.
NOTE: ALL of the stories are true-- with a slight curve.
The liberator: A short Fiction by:ME
In a place far far away, which is nothing like buffalo, there was a magical city of about 250000 inhabitants but the population was constantly dropping. Anyway, in this city there was a magical school which brought the best and brightest students from all the far corners of this magical city(even the drunken Southern quarters) together. The school was named Hity Conors, after the founder of the city, Mr. Conors. Since this was a magical school, in a magical city , the special students were given all kinds of special privleges. After all, these students were the best and brightest. Then one day an evil principal came to the magical school. The principal started to change the magical school, and then she even began to take away the special privileges the special students at the magical school had always had. The evil principal took away the magical school store that sold magical candy to the special student. The evil principal wouldnt allow the special students to leave the building. She wouldnt even allow the special students to study in the halls like they had since the beginning of time. This evil principal wasnt even from the magical city, she lived outside its borders and therefor should never have gotten the job and although she promised to move into the magical city, she never did. One of the many broken promises from the evil principal. The evil principal was smart though and she cleverly took credit for the students at the magical school when they scored higher on tests than others did in the magical city. The students at this school were the best and brightest from the magical city though, of course they would be number one. The evil principal would be horrible to the poor students in private, but in public she would put on a magical facade. The evil principal had the perfect scam. She even allowed one of the teachers at the magical school steal money straight from the poor students who wanted to go on a magical trip. The evil principal was clever though and never got in trouble, even when the teacher went to jail. The evil principal spent all her time hunting down students waring flip-flops hoping to ruin there day for she hated children with all her being. And things slowly got worse. Then one day she disappeared.
The Liberator-For those of you who are unaware........ By: Washington Irving
Sometime this year [most likely during winter break] all of the old rugs will be removed from city honors, transported by freight to an undisclosed location, and ritualistically executed.
This is in response to the rugs collective effort to assasinate our beloved principal. While details remain sketchy, it is known that the victim was walking down one fo the halls when in an effort to kill her, one of the rugs separated at the seems in an attempt to suck the victim into the fiery depths of hell. Quick on her toes, Dr. Battaglia merely tripped over the edge, avoiding what would have been sudden death.
The victim in her immeasuarable power has made the decision to replace all of the old rugs with a less insubordinate floor covering. City Honors students will be forever safer as long as their only problem prior was tripping over rugs.
Obituaries:
Mr. Currys sense of humor died sunday of heart complications. It was 7 minutes old. It leaves behind a widowed dry sarcasm.
The pop machines at school passed away over the summer, sadly. A service will be held Thursday at 7:00. Flowers can be sent to the board of education who is responsible for the death.
Ok thats it-- some were really funny others werent- ALl i have to say is They need better Code names... seriously... ME? thats a dead giveaway- good job Soccer team.